[Copypasta] you are now manually breathing

twitchquotes: :) you are now manually breathing :) you are now manually blinking :) you are aware that your tongue cannot find a comfy place in your mouth :) you are aware of all the itches on your body that need to be scratched :)
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July 2017
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Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?

twitchquotes: So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
twitch chat
January 2017
MOONMOON

Overwatch

You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

Youโ€™ve ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ‘จ seen ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ค๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป Miku on ๐Ÿ”› stage, 4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’– but ๐Ÿ˜  what ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ about ๐Ÿฅด your ๐Ÿ‘‰ wrist? โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ Wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ World ๐ŸŒ is an AR game ๐ŸŽฏ using ๐Ÿ˜ wristbands, now ๐Ÿซ‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โœ‹ save ๐ŸฆŽ the world! ๐ŸŒ Do ๐Ÿ‘€ You ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ World? ๐ŸŒŽ wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ world ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

RIP Joe the Spider

I know this is really stupid but Iโ€™m sad about it. Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโ€™m a girl who lives alone so I guess some โ€œdudeโ€ stuff hasnโ€™t been done around the house. Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโ€™s a dandy long leg. Heโ€™s been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust. Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โ€œyouโ€™re welcomeโ€. Iโ€™m super confused. So I ask โ€œfor what?โ€ He says โ€œI just killed a big ass spider for youโ€. I couldnโ€™t even contain myself. I just yelled โ€œYOU KILLED JOE?!โ€ And started tearing up. I didnโ€™t tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy. My friend was distraught. Heโ€™s a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house. I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโ€™s trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure. RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
May 2022

SMOrc Pyramid

SMOrc only real SMOrcs can build: perfect pyramid! SMOrc  SMOrc . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc And my pyramid still higher!!!!! SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc  SMOrc
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July 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Get Jousted

twitchquotes: โ•ฐเผผ.โ—•ใƒฎโ—•.เผฝใคยค=[]โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Get Jousted
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August 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

Text-to-Speech Playing