[Copypasta] you are now manually breathing

twitchquotes: :) you are now manually breathing :) you are now manually blinking :) you are aware that your tongue cannot find a comfy place in your mouth :) you are aware of all the itches on your body that need to be scratched :)
twitch chat
July 2017
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Only the chosen one can hold his donger

twitchquotes: 8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger ⎝ PogChamp ⎠
twitch chat
February 2016

Classic

Ultra EDM dance

twitchquotes: ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›β”—(-_- )β”“β”—(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)β”›
twitch chat
March 2016
Ultra

Type !sellout to receive your free brofist

twitchquotes: Kripparrian is giving away TWO BROFISTS during this week’s Hyper X giveaway! Type !sellout to receive your free brofist or some RAM or whatever. Remember to subscribe, follow and no copypasta focaccia lasagna
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

sellout

I'm reporting all of you spammers to the Twitch CEO

twitchquotes: Ok chat I've had it. I will be reporting all of you spammers to my dad (Twitch CEO btw) and he will be banning you from Twitch. So keep it up if you want to be banned, you have only yourself to be blamed
twitch chat
June 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

In Twitch Chat they don't say I love you

twitchquotes: In Twitch Chat they don't say "I love you", instead they say "OMEGALUL" which translates to "I watch you to not laugh with you, but at you" and I think that's really beautiful.
twitch chat
February 2019
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