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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
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Value Town was within reach
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Trump couldnβt wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, βTuck Frump!β He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. βHe has the perfect cardsβ¦β Kripp thought in his head, βAn absolutely ridiculous deck.β Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpβs plump rump.
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Trump
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Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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Kripp
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban
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The π° specific π° views π° expressed π° by π° blitzchung π° were π° NOT π° a π° factor π° in π° the π° decisionπ° weπ° made.π° I π° want π° to π° be π° clear: π° our π° relationships π° in China π° had π° noπ° influence π° on π° our π° decision.π°
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. 
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Reynad
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Kripp show us THE decks
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Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
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