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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
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Another extremely unjust loss
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Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.
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Taunt is cheat
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taunt is cheat
taunt is cheat
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Must be Weasel Tunneler
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Great Fur Extremely Handsome Innovative Deathrattle High Level Tactics Moderately Sized Fedora Great Animations Broken Interactions Must be Weasel Tunneler
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Stream snipers
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One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, โAlright, but catch and release only โ Iโm vegan.โ They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, โGet down!โ. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, โFucking stream snipers.โ
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Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name
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Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Ameno.
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