[Copypasta] Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
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August 2017

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Unrelease taunt cards or I'll do it SMOrc

twitchquotes: SMOrc ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT SMOrc ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
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August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
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March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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March 2015
Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

salty

Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed

twitchquotes: Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.
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July 2019
DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

Or I will be forced to call the 0-3 Police

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparrian, this is Reginald. It has come to my attention that you went 0-3 in Hearthstone arena. This is completely unacceptable and detrimental to the image of Team Solo Mid. Remove any and all affiliation with TSM and "BayLife" or I will be forced to call the 0-3 Police.
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March 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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