[Copypasta] Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
twitch chat
August 2017

Hearthstone

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Intellectually demanding deck

twitchquotes: I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at 4 standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a deck that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most?
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August 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Rania is playing hardstone

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
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August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰ β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!” β˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β˜‘ β€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!” β˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" β˜‘ β€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!” β˜‘ β€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!” ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Are you Nozdormu?

twitchquotes: Reynad are you Nozdormu? Cause I only last 15 seconds with you KappaPride
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March 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

twitchquotes: What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.
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April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

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