[Copypasta] Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
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August 2017

Hearthstone

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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
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September 2015
Kripp

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This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!

twitchquotes: เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šโ–€ เผฝเญจ โ€œThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jonesโ€™ locker.โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œThar was naught I could do.โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI weathered that perfectlyโ€ โ˜‘ เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šโ–€ เผฝเญจ
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January 2015

Hearthstone

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This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is averageโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnโ€ โ˜‘ "He had several cards" โ˜‘ โ€œThere were multiple options open to meโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that"
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis gentleman's deck is ABSURD!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliberโ€ โ˜‘ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" โ˜‘ โ€œHe extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating meโ€ โ˜‘ "His cards defied logic" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victoryโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played impeccablyโ€
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October 2014

Hearthstone

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Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?

twitchquotes: Hi chat and forsen, I am wondering what I can replace auctioneer for in my Miracle rogue deck, do you think Goldshire Footman will work? Thanks and hope you suggest good cards. Greetings from Nigeria
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November 2014
Forsen

Hearthstone

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