[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha from the preschool down the road. Did you and Rania have a child recently? I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your house. The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable adult! Please come by and I'll give the child a free lesson in manners! Cheers, Agatha.

twitch chat

April 2018

Kripp

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neverlucky

Please stop spamming, for Bernard

twitchquotes: Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.

twitch chat

December 2014

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Just taking Reynad for a walk

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Oh, don't mind me, just taking Reynad for a walk.

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

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salty

My daughter was born with a hearing impairment

twitchquotes: My daughter was born with a hearing impairment than ultimately left her deaf shortly after birth. I have been working for years to pay for a new surgery that would allow her to hear again. Today was her 8th birthday and I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday, the sense of hearing. I decided to let her listen in on what Daddy has been watching late at night and I turn on your stream and what do I hear? Silence. Now she's crying thinking she's deaf again, Nice job Kripp.

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Classic

Le Boobhead has arrived

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July 2017

[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

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League of Legends

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League of Legends

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha

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neverlucky

Please stop spamming, for Bernard

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Just taking Reynad for a walk

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salty

My daughter was born with a hearing impairment

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Le Boobhead has arrived

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[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

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League of Legends

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League of Legends

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is Sister Agatha

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neverlucky

Please stop spamming, for Bernard

Classic

Just taking Reynad for a walk

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salty

My daughter was born with a hearing impairment

Classic

Le Boobhead has arrived

Classic

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