[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

twitchquotes: As a teemo main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. Literally cringing at some of these mistakes. If you actually want to learn teemo PM me (im gold 3 24lp) I also do coaching
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April 2018

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League of Legends

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Among Us is ruining my fucking life

I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.
August 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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MSFT Infinite Money Glitch šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€

Disclaimer: I am not a financial or investment advisor. Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good ā€˜ol WSB days? Well, your prayers have been answered. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies šŸš€ Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Do you know what this means? Bill is single and ready to mingle. Step 1: Use Wifeā€™s Tinder Account Step 2: Match with Bill Gates Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty Step 5: Continue to date wife Step 6: Cash out šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€ For those too retarded to read: https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57 Congratulations. You are now your own wifeā€™s boyfriend.
May 2021

WallStreetBets

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If any of you copy and paste this you will be in serious trouble

twitchquotes: į¶¦ Ė¢Ź·įµ‰įµƒŹ³ įµ—įµ’ įµįµ’įµˆ į¶¦į¶  įµƒį¶°Źø įµ’į¶  Źøįµ’įµ˜ įµįµ’įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³Ź³į¶ įµ˜į¶œįµįµ‰Ź³Ė¢ į¶œįµ’įµ–Źø įµƒį¶°įµˆ įµ–įµƒĖ¢įµ—įµ‰ įµ—Ź°į¶¦Ė¢ Źøįµ’įµ˜ Ź·į¶¦į¶«į¶« įµ‡įµ‰ į¶¦į¶° Ė¢įµ‰Ź³į¶¦įµ’įµ˜Ė¢ įµ—Ź³įµ’įµ˜įµ‡į¶«įµ‰
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April 2014

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You need a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. šŸ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
September 2017

Rick and Morty

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MONTHLY PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: āœ“ amazW āœ“ krippW āœ“ trumpW āœ“ btsLdW āœ“ reynadW āœ“ kolentoW āœ“ bajW āœ“ btsKotlW āœ“ dewW āœ“ emjaneW āœ“ forsenW āœ“ krippW āœ“ mitchW āœ“ singsingFcuk āœ“ reckW āœ“ sodaW āœ“ btsGodzW āœ“ merliniHappyMerlini āœ“ taymooW āœ“ rtzW āœ“ admiralW āœ“ envySwag āœ“ sumailKappa āœ“ btsMerliniW āœ“ wtrWtR āœ“ dagerDendi āœ“ ppdSalt āœ“ fearGASM āœ“ singsingP āœ“ fluffyW āœ“ ratW āœ“ Pleb test passed
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April 2016

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