[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

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NA is so ba... SMOrc

maybe i should brush my teeth SMOrc

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fk give me dentures SMOrc

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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

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August 2019

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I miss the old Harambe

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[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

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I miss the old Harambe

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[Copypasta] As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

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League of Legends

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

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