[Copypasta] later dweebs

twitchquotes: wow! almost 16k people sitting inside watching some dude play video games on Memorial Day LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs
twitch chat
May 2018
I used to be a real ad
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Forsen banned

twitchquotes: Twitch streamer Forsen was banned on May 8th for a misleading stream title "ranking up" when playing Valorant. Twitch strictly forbids false advertisement from streamers on its platform. It's unclear when Forsen will be unbanned but no one watches a washed up streamer anyways.
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May 2020
Forsen

馃嚭馃嚫ATTENTION馃嚭馃嚫PLEASE馃嚭馃嚫

twitchquotes: 馃嚭馃嚫guys馃嚭馃嚫if馃嚭馃嚫you馃嚭馃嚫receive馃嚭馃嚫an馃嚭馃嚫email馃嚭馃嚫saying馃嚭馃嚫"naked馃嚭馃嚫pictures馃嚭馃嚫of馃嚭馃嚫Donald馃嚭馃嚫Trump"馃嚭馃嚫don't馃嚭馃嚫open馃嚭馃嚫it馃嚭馃嚫it馃嚭馃嚫is馃嚭馃嚫a馃嚭馃嚫virus馃嚭馃嚫that馃嚭馃嚫puts馃嚭馃嚫USA馃嚭馃嚫flags馃嚭馃嚫between馃嚭馃嚫everything馃嚭馃嚫you馃嚭馃嚫type馃嚭馃嚫
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May 2019

Can a nigga borrow a fry?

He says it every morning. He calls me nigga, he calls the other kids nigga, he calls himself nigga. All the time. Nigga this, nigga that, nigga PLEASE. Bitch nigga. Nigga have you lost your mind? Nigga check that ho. Nigga, you bullshittin. Break yourself, nigga. He says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch Riley says to a classmate, "Can a nigga borrow a French fry?" My first thought wasn't "Oh my God he said the word, t-the n-word!" It was "How is a nigga gonna borrow a fry?, nigga, is you gonna give it back?"
January 2021

Hello Michael, this is your cat, "small cat"

twitchquotes: Hello Michael, this is your cat, "small cat", since you don't listen to my cries I decided to contact you on this twitch chat. If you don't feed me right now im going to shit in your shoes tonight, fuccboi. Your loving "small cat"
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May 2015
imaqtpie

Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting

twitchquotes: (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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