[Copypasta] later dweebs

It's Election Day FeelsBadMan

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

First UK

Now NA

Get Ready America FeelsBadMan

It's Election Day! FeelsBadMan

twitch chat

November 2016

Try being nicer when you say that Calvin

twitchquotes: Try being nicer when you say that Calvin so it comes across as constructive and less toxic that way you won't hurt anyone's feelings and everyone will be happy

twitch chat

October 2018

aimbotcalvin

My name is Van, I'm an artist

twitchquotes: My name is Van, I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired to people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a hundred and two additions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full ♂Master♂ and change my entire house into a dungeon... ♂Dungeon♂Master♂ now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why

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August 2019

FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: █ SMOrc

█ █ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ............▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ...........███████████████████] ...........◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤FOR THE HORDE

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June 2016

Kripp

I’m a Zoe HATER

twitchquotes: I’m hoping Zoe DIES xD I’m a Zoe HATER because she’s so cute and EVIL! People get so trolled by her bubble and her voice lines are SATANIC, like the one about cake! She’s super DEGENERATE but also smarter than she looks, just like SATAN as a kid XD

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April 2020

[Copypasta] later dweebs

It's Election Day FeelsBadMan

2016 US Election

Try being nicer when you say that Calvin

Overwatch

My name is Van, I'm an artist

FOR THE HORDE tank

I’m a Zoe HATER

League of Legends

[Copypasta] later dweebs

It's Election Day FeelsBadMan

2016 US Election

Try being nicer when you say that Calvin

Overwatch

My name is Van, I'm an artist

FOR THE HORDE tank

I’m a Zoe HATER

League of Legends

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