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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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Awooga Awooga
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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon
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Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
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Riot Games
Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β ββ ββ β
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This guy's chat is CRAZY!
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β βThis guy's chat is CRAZY!β β βMy mind can't bear seeing retards like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β βHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy meβ β "He used the perfect emotes" β βThere was nothing I could do but ignoreβ β βI copied that perfectly"
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I just thought you looked cute in your picture
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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