When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? :thinking:
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I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. Youβre a kid, and youβre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenβt for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donβt get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youβre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iβm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youβve been warned.
Ok. Listen up bud. Youβre a kid, and youβre getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it werenβt for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So donβt get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, youβre going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign Iβm tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. Youβve been warned.
When chugging RedBullβ’ I have more energy to stream
twitchquotes:When chugging RedBullβ’ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBullβ’ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBullβ’ RedBullβ’ RedBullβ’
When chugging RedBullβ’ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBullβ’ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBullβ’ RedBullβ’ RedBullβ’
Vegan prison
twitchquotes:Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
Cybrix, could you please roleplay
twitchquotes:(ββΏββΏ) Cybrix, could you please roleplay that when you die in game, you die in real life too? Thank you. (ββΏββΏ)