[Copypasta] When you clean your vacuum cleaner

twitchquotes: When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? :thinking:
twitch chat
July 2018
I used to be a real ad
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary โ€œSneakyโ€ Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William โ€œMeteosโ€ Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. โ€œI got the meat right here for you baby.โ€ Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneakyโ€™s lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
twitch chat
July 2015
Sneaky

KappaPride

League of Legends

Robin is NOT low tier

twitchquotes: Robin is NOT low tier. That's a ridiculous claim and you know it. Game and watch. Kirby. Jigglypuff. Hell, even Mario is shorter than Robin. Say what you want about Robin, but do NOT call my girl "low".
twitch chat
April 2019

Super Smash Bros

VIRGIN CHECK Pokimane emote

twitchquotes: VIRGIN CHECK monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ pokiW I'm safe PogU
twitch chat
March 2019
Pokimane

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

twitchquotes: ๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ญ. ๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ต๐“พ๐“ฎ. ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐“ฏ*๐“ฐ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ธ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ผ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ญ*๐“ฌ๐“ด
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

We wub you Reynoodle. Give chat a kissy kiss.

twitchquotes: (ใฅ ๏ฟฃ ยณ๏ฟฃ)ใฅ We wub you Reynoodle. Give chat a kissy kiss. (ใฅ ๏ฟฃ ยณ๏ฟฃ)ใฅ
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad
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