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MLK Fortnite event helped my little brother stop his racism
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers youβd find on Xbox lobbyβs. Iβve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. Iβve tried to tell him thatβs hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesnβt listen to me and insists he isnβt racist and that heβs just saying it because heβs angry. Iβve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldnβt say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.
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ΰΌΌα΄₯ΩΝα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄α΄©α΄ α΄
α΄Ι΄Ι’α΄Κ. Κα΄ α΄
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ΙͺΙ΄ α΄ α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ 5 Κα΄α΄Κs α΄Ι’α΄. α΄Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄Κα΄Κ Ι΄α΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι’α΄α΄
α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄sα΄ ΚΙͺs α΄Κα΄s α΄Fα΄α΄Κ α΄
ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κα΄ ο½ο½ α΄‘α΄α΄α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Κα΄α΄. ΙͺF Κα΄α΄ α΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄©Κα΄©α΄sα΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs 5 α΄Ιͺα΄α΄s Κα΄ ο½ο½ο½ο½ sα΄α΄α΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ Κα΄Ι’ α΄F α΄
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She sells seashells on a seashore, but the value of these shells will fall
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
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