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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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KRIPP do you even โโโโโโ
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Kripp
Don't post another copypasta
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Hey๐ stop๐จright there โ this is the police ๐ฎ if you post another ๐ copy๐ ๐ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐ ๐ I'm gonna have to ๐arrest you๐ no ticket today ๐ฆ kiddo ๐this is just a warning โ be careful next time๐ง
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Only the chosen one can wield this sword...
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๐ |๐ ๐ ๐ |=========> ๐โ๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ โ๐ธโ ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ป ๐โ๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ป ๐ธโ๐ป โ๐๐ ๐น๐ผ ๐๐๐ธ๐โ ๐ฝ๐โ ๐๐๐๐โ ๐น๐ ๐๐'๐ โ๐๐๐ผโ. ๐ธโ๐ผ ๐๐๐ ๐โ๐ผ โโ๐๐๐ผโ ๐โ๐ผ? โ๐โ๐ ๐โ๐๐ โ๐ธ๐๐๐ธ ๐ธโ๐ป ๐ฝ๐โ๐ป ๐๐๐!
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Kripp
A baby to listen to every night
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I sleep with your stream on every night. I used to be married, you know? She left because she can't stand your voice. I chose you. I'll always choose you, because if I can't have kids with the love of my life, at least I'll have a baby to listen to every night. 
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No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.
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No girlfriend No friends No talents Saturday night alone Wasting time on Twitch Watching a dead game Reading the chat more than the stream Spamming pastas brainlessly Must be me
No girlfriend No friends No talents Saturday night alone Wasting time on Twitch Watching a dead game Reading the chat more than the stream Spamming pastas brainlessly Must be me
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