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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Babe im breaking up with u
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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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Helicopter just dropped down to say
damn this shit crazy dawg but
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I'm gay because...
You are gay because you like men
Iβm gay because I hate women
We are not the same
I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue
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Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTβs stream to find him sitting in queueβ¦ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTβs stream, then one after the otherβ¦ both queues popped. βI need the toiletβ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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