When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? :thinking:
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Iโm struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatโs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iโve gotten to a point where Iโm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donโt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itโs pretty close to it. I still donโt understand why people say to respect other peopleโs religious beliefs. I certainly donโt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iโm just so disgusted by all of them.
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatโs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iโve gotten to a point where Iโm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donโt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itโs pretty close to it. I still donโt understand why people say to respect other peopleโs religious beliefs. I certainly donโt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iโm just so disgusted by all of them.
You just entered a world of hurt
twitchquotes:Hey you mothef**ker. You just entered a world of hurt. I just found my wifes texts to 'The Kripp', talking about dongers, topdicks, and salt. I don't know what kind of fetish *** you're into but you better find it somewhere else. I'm coming for you. If any of you retards copy paste this I'll get you too.
Hey you mothef**ker. You just entered a world of hurt. I just found my wifes texts to 'The Kripp', talking about dongers, topdicks, and salt. I don't know what kind of fetish *** you're into but you better find it somewhere else. I'm coming for you. If any of you retards copy paste this I'll get you too.
Regi storms in the TSM meeting room
twitchquotes:In the TSM meeting room, Regi stormed in with the fury of God by his side. As everyone tried to flee, the Monkey King channeled cyclone effectively knocking the new imports back to China, he pulled his staff out of his ass and knocked Tactical back to Team Liquid. Spica and Huni manage to escape, but they are greeted at the exit, a contract enticing them to stay for 100 FTX bitcoins. They choose to stay.
In the TSM meeting room, Regi stormed in with the fury of God by his side. As everyone tried to flee, the Monkey King channeled cyclone effectively knocking the new imports back to China, he pulled his staff out of his ass and knocked Tactical back to Team Liquid. Spica and Huni manage to escape, but they are greeted at the exit, a contract enticing them to stay for 100 FTX bitcoins. They choose to stay.
twitchquotes:That play was rather bad mannered of you "Kripparian" how would you feel if you got shown up like that? You should be ashamed of yourself. Pls no copy pasterino.
That play was rather bad mannered of you "Kripparian" how would you feel if you got shown up like that? You should be ashamed of yourself. Pls no copy pasterino.
