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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport
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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport played by high society clubs like S.M.E.G. on emoting grounds across twitch. To play, one player posts a satirical block of text to the pitch, usually with a paygated emote such as 
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
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MOONMOON
NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ Rania consoles him, โItโs okay sweetheart. I love you.โ Kripp responds in tears โI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโs neck, โItโs okay baby, itโll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ Kripp lets out a scream, โNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโS CARD GAME!โ
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Kripp
Artifact
So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2
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So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...) I swear this sounds like a meme post but i promise this is my real life ;___;
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐
๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
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I canโt escape Fortnite
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I canโt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, โDo you play Fortnite?โ. At first I couldnโt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. โDude, do you play Fortnite?โ Then I heard someone respond behind me. โFortnite?โ Then another. โYeah, that game.โ I couldnโt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with โwhere we droppin' boys?โ. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say โTilted Towers!โ
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