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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
๐ปโ
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp starts a salt mine
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As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. 
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Kripp
You "Bajs" are pathetic
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You "Bajs" are fucking pathetic. I've been watching your "god gamer" for 3 hours now and not only has he failed to complete a single run, but he hasn't even cured my depression once.
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Forsen
Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐
๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)
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Joe Biden
50% chance to buy wrong packs
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ใฝ(โโกโ)๏พ I'M AMERITARD AND I HAVE 50% CHANCE TO BUY WRONG PACKS ใฝ(โโกโ)๏พ
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Forsen
12 win cotten mitten pitten
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When Kripp gets a pitten its a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. He gets so smitten his donger becomes a biggen. Now his donger being a biggen while hes smitten wearing mittens, he can no longer fap to his winning arena pittens. Help Kripp with his biggen so spam this donger omission about Kripps pittens that is a 12 win cotton mitten pitten. No copy pasteritten.
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Kripp