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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10
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I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iโm fucking retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me โWindows Update 10.0.10586โ and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canโt accept me youโre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
Leifman the Salt King can save the world
I was talking about TSM
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My mom just entered my room and asked me to stop watching garbage. I told her that League of Legends was a respectable esport with millions of player around the world. She responded: โI know. I was talking about TSM, theyโre trashโ KEKW.
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Riot Games
League of Legends
LCS, aka "Literally Cannot Sidelane"
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LCS, aka "Literally Cannot Sidelane", is Riot's premier Wildcard region held in the saltiest continent and denoted as such, NA. It is ridiculed for its poor international performance and macro, favouring the "NARAM" style.
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LCS
League of Legends
Silence the silenced watcher
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Silence the silenced watcher to counter the silence
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