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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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This AI's hero power is CRAZY!
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โ โThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" โ โHe hero powered the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect hero power" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectly"
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
We donโt have any words
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We donโt have any words and we know you donโt want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything youโre feeling โ we get it. This isnโt the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
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Iโm telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked
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Iโm telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said โthey contain my full power so I donโt completely shit on these kidsโ then he bhopped out the door
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Your sorry excuse for a job
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Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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Kripp
YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit
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Those plebs simply dont get it, all those who oppose YEP COCK are nothing more than a band of simpletons. YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit. YEP COCKER entering a chat is like priest of Dionysus Enorches, wielding a thyris and bearing wreath of grapevine. As the elder priest leading cultists in state of bacchic haze to sacred Eleusis YEP COCKER announces the unbridled joy of YEP COCKERY by the simple sign of YEP COCK which lets everyone forget of their quotidian struggles.
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