[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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August 2018
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100% reason to go for the face

twitchquotes: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face SMOrc
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April 2015
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Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger

twitchquotes: Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to save all the innocent characters murdered and possessed by Galeem. To do this, he needs a Warp Star and a couple of Maximum Tomatoes. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that Kirby can secure the Spirits, and save billions of video game characters you know and love!
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Well met m'ladies of Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› แด'สŸแด€แด…ษชแด‡s แดา“ Tแดกษชแด›แด„สœ Cสœแด€แด›! I'แด แด€ษด แด‡สŸษชษขษชส™สŸแด‡, า“แด€sสœษชแดษดแด€ส™สŸแด‡ (แดษดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡sแด› แด›แด€ษชสŸแดส€แด‡แด… า“แด‡แด…แดส€แด€s) ส™แด€แด„สœแด‡สŸแดส€, แดกสœแด แด‡ษดแดŠแดสs แดษดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ า“ษชษดแด‡sแด› Dแดส€ษชแด›แดs (CแดแดสŸ Rแด€ษดแด„สœ). Iา“ แด€ษดส ส™แดœxแดแด า“แด‡แดแด€สŸแด‡s (ษดแด า“แด€แด›แด›ษชแด‡s) แด€ส€แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด‡ส€แด‡sแด›แด‡แด… ษชษด sแด‡x, แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด‡ษดแด… แดแด‡ แด€ Tแดกษชแด›แด„สœ PM.
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May 2015
Tempo Storm

Surprised face

โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ
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March 2015

Bring us Forsen here and now

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ Magic forces black and white. Reaching out through space and light. A perfect man I summon now. Another way I don't know how. Bring him now into the light. Be he far or be he near. Bring us the Forsen here and now. เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ
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December 2014
Forsen
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