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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
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ใฝJUSTICE๏ฝใ๏ฝRAINSใฝ๏ฝใฝใฝโ 
โ ใฝใฝFROMใฝ๏ฝใฝ๏ฝใ๏ฝABOVEใฝ๏ฝ
โ ใฝใฝFROMใฝ๏ฝใฝ๏ฝใ๏ฝABOVEใฝ๏ฝ
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A GOAT says...
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๐ฎ says moo ๐ฆ says quack ๐ถ says bark But the ๐ says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
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SAP FACE
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SAP FACE
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Stop the Rick and Morty copypastas
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Just shut the fuck up. This copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the show, and it was obviously a joke. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think that was ever said seriously? But it makes fun of something which is popular, and therefore popular to shit on among the contrarians on Reddit. Come on, really. I actually do have to wonder about the IQs of people who like that pretentious copypasta. You know, I sometimes can't help but superiorly smirk as I imagine their dumb faces struggling to understand words on a mere internet webpage. In fact, I sometimes find myself in paroxysms of ironic Schadenfreude as I envision the visages of the aforementioned Slow-in-the-minds waging war with the Cultural Artifact they proclaim to be analyzing, only to fall, slack-jawed, back into their insensate stupor, the proverbial Undiscovered Country, "from whose bourn no traveler returns" .
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