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My son ๐ฆ๐ป can be homer sexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ My daughter ๐ง๐ป can be lebanese ๐ญ But I will NEVER โผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐ถ๐ป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐
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You don't let Perfect World organize next time
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You are running Dota 2 Major. You let Perfect World organize because you think they can do it. Perfect World instantly shit on Shanghai major. Everyone lose their shit. You don't let Perfect World organize next time because you're not stupid.
You are running Dota 2 Major. You let Perfect World organize because you think they can do it. Perfect World instantly shit on Shanghai major. Everyone lose their shit. You don't let Perfect World organize next time because you're not stupid.
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Dota Major
Dota 2
Good Morning
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( อกสโญอสโฎอกส) GOOD MORNING ( อกสโญอสโฎอกส)
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imaqtpie
Pac-Man projectiles
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๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐
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Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta
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โGive me a second, guys,โ Kripp says. โGotta hit up the bathroomโ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
โIs it a service dog?โ
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say โnoโ I reply with โare you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?โwith another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs