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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearβmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart βyou know, if youβre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iβm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldβitβs true!βbut when youβre a conservative Republican they tryβoh, do they do a numberβthatβs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneβyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weβre a little disadvantagedβbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meβit would have been so easy, and itβs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatβs going to happen and he was rightβwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatβs going on with the four prisonersβnow it used to be three, now itβs fourβbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itβs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donβt, they havenβt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itβs gonna take them about another 150 yearsβbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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A hole in my son's body pillow
My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?
Imposter broke into my house!
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a βcrew mateβ broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donβt get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad βDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!β I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatβs not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.