[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son πŸ‘¦πŸ» can be homer sexual πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ My daughter πŸ‘§πŸ» can be lebanese πŸ‘­ But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child πŸ‘ΆπŸ» who likes Jake and Logan Paul πŸ™…πŸ»β€
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August 2018
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Nyan Cat

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November 2014

CSGO becoming Russian

twitchquotes: As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing Π»ΡƒΡ‡ΡˆΠ΅ and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not ΡƒΠΌΠΈΡ€Π°ΡŽΡ‰ΠΈΠΉ to the enemy ΠΈΠ³Ρ€ΠΎΠΊΠΈ. For the Π½Π°ΠΈΠ±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ part, everyone I've met was helpful and Ρ…ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΡˆΠΈΠΉ, there Π΅ΡΡ‚ΡŒ the ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° Ρ€Ρ‹Π²ΠΎΠΊ however. As Π― ΠΏΠΎ-ΠΏΡ€Π΅ΠΆΠ½Π΅ΠΌΡƒ play csgo всС Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ ΠΈ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅, Π― ΡƒΠ²Π΅Ρ€Π΅Π½, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ я Π±ΡƒΠ΄Ρƒ ΠΏΡ€ΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ°Ρ‚ΡŒ ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Ρ€ΡˆΠ΅Π½ΡΡ‚Π²ΠΎΠ²Π°Ρ‚ΡŒ. Π― Ρ€Π΅ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΄ΡƒΡŽ эту ΠΈΠ³Ρ€Ρƒ для всСх!
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April 2016
pashaBiceps

CSGO

Hey you, it's Tanner from highschool

twitchquotes: Hey you, it's Tanner from highschool, remember me, dork? I thought I'd pop in after finishing my first 60 reps at the gym - y'know, that place REAL men go to? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games - AS USUAL. Have a nice life, "gamer"
twitch chat
July 2019

Tanner from High School

Seven flamestrikes is not a FREE TO PLAY deck

twitchquotes: Kripp, how can you even PRETEND that you are playing with a FREE TO PLAY deck when yours has seven flamestrikes? I thought this stream was newbie friendly, well apparently I was mistaken. For the sake of ***. Unsubbed, unfollowed and unremembered. Bye, Kripp.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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