[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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August 2018
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Mario

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
November 2014

Smoke weed everyday

twitchquotes: โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฐโ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ฑโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑ โ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ”โ”ณโ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ”ณโ”โ•ฏโ”ฃโ”โ”โ”ณโ•ฎโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ•ญโ”โ”โ”ซโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•‹โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ซโ”ƒโ”โ”ซโ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฐโ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎโ”ƒโ•ฐโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ญโ•ฎ โ•ฐโ”โ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ”ปโ”โ”โ”ปโ•ฏโ•ฐโ”ปโ”โ•ฎโ•ญโ•ฏโ•ฐโ•ฏ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ”โ•ฏโ”ƒ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฐโ”โ”โ•ฏ
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June 2016
imaqtpie

But I believe Tyler1 can save the world

twitchquotes: Long ago, the five positions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Riot Balance Team attacked. Only the Alpha, master of all five positions, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he got banned. Two years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Alpha, a Draven main named Tyler1, and although his Draven skills are great, he has a lot to learn before heโ€™s ready to save anyone. But I believe Tyler1 can save the world...
twitch chat
October 2018

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard

twitchquotes: listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too late for that boyo
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October 2014
Kripp
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