[Copypasta] Never raise a child who likes Jake and Logan Paul

twitchquotes: My son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป can be homer sexual ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ My daughter ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป can be lebanese ๐Ÿ‘ญ But I will NEVER โ€ผ๏ธ Raise a child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป who likes Jake and Logan Paul ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€
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August 2018
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Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ Hey T S M, thanks for paying for my free entertainment ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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January 2015
Kripp

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
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November 2018
Kripp

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NOW WE RIOT

twitchquotes: เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ NOW WE RIOT เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ NOW WE RIOT เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ NOW WE RIOT เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ NOW WE RIOT เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ NOW WE RIOT เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝเญจ
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Kripp

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NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.

๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฆ ๐ŸŒ NOT. FUCKING. SELLING. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ NOT PRESSING โ€œSELLโ€ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš Iโ€™LL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ CANโ€™T STOP. WONโ€™T STOP. GAMESTOP. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš TOMORROW, I THINK Iโ€™LL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ Iโ€™LL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITโ€™S GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND Iโ€™M NOT SELLING, AND Iโ€™M NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!! ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€
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