[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." šŸŽ¶šŸŽµI'm only human after all don't put. your blame on mešŸŽµšŸŽ¶
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September 2018
With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Think of the saltwater fish

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He is so incredibly narcissistic

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