[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." 🎢🎡I'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me🎡🎢
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September 2018
With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.
I used to be a real ad
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without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Le budget Toucan has arrived

twitchquotes: <(Β°) Le budget Toucan has arrived
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Littlesiha indeed Twitch ad script

twitchquotes: Hey guys welcome to the stream it's littlesiha, I'm a twitch ambassador and I just reached 10000 subscribers on twitch. Alot of people tune in to see the emotes being used I didn't have anyone to do my emotes and then I found jinkooo.. Sometimes finding the perfect job can be difficult, as a designer I'm always trying to up level my work and this was a great opportunity to do that. I'm so lucky that jinko and I connected cus I don't think I would have any success without him. Great moments are the work of many!!!
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When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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Not your typical 12 year old ;)

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old. ;)
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