[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my dick out 😏 💯 😎 🍆

twitch chat

August 2016

Stop saying the word cum

Stop saying the word cum so much are you fucking retarded? What's so funny about semen? AHAHAHAHA CUM COOM CAM CAM HAHAHA LOOK AT ME. SEXSEXSEXX AAAHHAAHAH!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKE IT STOP. Me (M18) and my gf (F19) were doing the good sexy sex when I decided to browse Reddit and then I see it: CUM!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????? THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE AND MY GF LEFT ME AFTER SHE READ THAT! THATS SO FUNNY FOR YOU ISN'T IT???? ISNT IT WHAT YOU WANTED??? NOONE RUINS MY SEX SEXY SEX SEX WITH MY FEMALE COMPANION. Sincerely, FUCK YOU

April 2022

I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

twitchquotes: fck my life!!! I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow and I have no idea where to start. Just WAIT till you kiddies have real homework, then we will see how much time you have to spam in here

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft

WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft

OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS LUL

twitch chat

May 2016

Reynad

Classic

Hearthstone

Getting meme'd

twitchquotes: Kripp my friend bought your Stupid Lizard shirt and he told me he got meme'd! I can't believe you'd go out in the world and do that? Meme someone. I'll have you know my best dog was meme'd back in 'Nam. It ruined him. RIP dog

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

If Harambe and my girl both drowning

Emoji Pasta

Harambe

Stop saying the word cum

I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins

Classic

Hearthstone

Getting meme'd

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