[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

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September 2021

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

RENGER needs to be BANNED. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA

twitchquotes: You all should be aware of this great danger going on. From now on RENGAR needs to be banned in every game you play. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA

twitch chat

October 2014

imaqtpie

How I got into Harvard

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart.

December 2020

Rick and Morty

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: ᕕOpieOPᕗ ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐ，Ｃｙｂｒｉｘｈｅｒｅ．Ｊｕｓｔｗａｎｔｅｄｔｏｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ᕕOpieOPᕗ

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June 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

RENGER needs to be BANNED. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA

How I got into Harvard

Rick and Morty

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

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