[Copypasta] Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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November 2018
Kripp
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I am going to donate this big bunch of salt to you!

twitchquotes: This is a very interesting stream Kripp, you always makes me feel better everyday when watching with your oh so sweet voice, i am therefore going to donate this big bunch of salt i saved for you! PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
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November 2014
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I'm Kripp Harrison, and this is my Hearthstone stream

twitchquotes: I'm Kripp Harrison, and this is my Hearthstone stream. I work here with my dog and my wife, Rania the Succubus. Every arena run in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT my opponent is going to topdeck
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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police

twitchquotes: DatSheffy ๐Ÿ“ข ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
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December 2017
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Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK

twitchquotes: โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜ โ™ž โ™˜
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Kripp this is Pornhub LLC

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October 2014
Kripp
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