[Copypasta] Blizzard has been working hard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: This chat is so ungrateful. Blizzard has been working so hard crunching hours to develop a new Diablo game for their long-term fans, giving it an extra Blizzard polish and publishing it on the world's most popular gaming console, Mobile, to enable many of their fans to be able to play. Yet these same "fans" demand a "better" game. How can a game be "better", when a game is a game? smh beta nerds these days.
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November 2018
Blizzard's Diablo Immortal announcement at Blizzcon was highly unpopular
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twitchquotes: ok guys this is my first attempt at making a copypasta so wish me luck
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October 2020

Big shoutout to NA LCS

twitchquotes: Big shoutout to NA LCS. My mother has sleep anxiety problems, but on weekends she sleeps like a bear. All I ask of her is to watch 10 minutes of NA LCS.
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twitchquotes: I got the horses🐴 in the backπŸ”™ 😌 Horse🐴 tack is attachedπŸ‘Œ Hat 🀠is matte blackπŸ‘¨πŸΏ Got the bootsπŸ‘’ that’s blackπŸ‘ΆπŸΏ to match🀝 Ridin’ on a horse🐴, ha🀣 YouπŸ‘¨πŸΏπŸŒΎ can whip πŸ˜œπŸ‘Šyour PorscheπŸš— I been in the ⛰️valleyβ›°οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ You ain’t πŸ™…β™‚οΈbeen upπŸ‘† off the porch🏠😴, now Can’t nobody tellπŸ—£οΈ me🀠 nothinβ€™βŒ
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June 2019

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I'm a teacher but I'm treated like I'm a streamer

twitchquotes: I'm a teacher, middle school ages, we have a gaming club in our school. Most of the kids are vocal about watching Twitch, who their favorite streamers are and when playing games the would suggest who to watch to get better at a game, e.g. watch Hashinshin to improve at League etc. Now when the kids come to the gaming club they no longer ask about games, they all just chant 'Miss, get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads' or 'Miss, I'll pay you a dollar to show me your feet' or 'Miss, how much too see your butthole' or 'Miss, I'll gift 50 subs if you get your tits out now' or 'Miss, the lads need those big juicy milf titties out' or 'Miss, get your tits out or I'll bring a gun to school tomorrow'. It's getting a bit tiresome, will Twich Tv ever do anything about this epidemic?
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April 2021

Kappa Nazi

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