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When I see 
in chat I actually feel bad.
in chat I actually feel bad.
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I used to be a real ad
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itβs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itβs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
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Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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MONTHLY PLEB TEST
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PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: β amazW β krippW β trumpW β btsLdW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β btsKotlW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β mitchW β singsingFcuk β reckW β sodaW β btsGodzW β merliniHappyMerlini β taymooW β rtzW β admiralW β envySwag β sumailKappa β btsMerliniW β wtrWtR β dagerDendi β ppdSalt β fearGASM β singsingP β fluffyW β ratW β Pleb test passed
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This guy's deck is CRAZY
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This guy's deck is CRAZY!β β βMy deck can't win against a deck like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β βHe topdecked the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect cards" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectlyβ
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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Dear π Twitch Partners π€ , Our 
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
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