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Ben Shapiro counts to one million
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
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Iโm struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatโs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iโve gotten to a point where Iโm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donโt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itโs pretty close to it. I still donโt understand why people say to respect other peopleโs religious beliefs. I certainly donโt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iโm just so disgusted by all of them.
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp
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Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
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For the blind, it is light
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For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
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Secret Puerto Rican lover
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Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!
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