[Copypasta] Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

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June 2019

Spamming MEME's makes you happy

twitchquotes: monkaS

📈 According to statistics spamming MEME's makes you happy FeelsGoodMan

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June 2017

NORMIES OUT

twitchquotes: PunOko

🚪 NORMIES OUT PunOko

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April 2017

Weebs

Anything to get inside Kripp

twitchquotes: I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.

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February 2019

Kripp

If coronavirus touches your name you're infected

twitchquotes: monkaS

If the coronavirus touches your name ⎝ 🦠 ⎠ you’re infected. monkaS

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February 2020

Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.

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November 2019

MOONMOON

[Copypasta] Meet the Engineer TF2

Spamming MEME's makes you happy

NORMIES OUT

Weebs

Anything to get inside Kripp

If coronavirus touches your name you're infected

Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

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