[Copypasta] Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
twitch chat
June 2019
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Seven flamestrikes is not a FREE TO PLAY deck

twitchquotes: Kripp, how can you even PRETEND that you are playing with a FREE TO PLAY deck when yours has seven flamestrikes? I thought this stream was newbie friendly, well apparently I was mistaken. For the sake of ***. Unsubbed, unfollowed and unremembered. Bye, Kripp.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Running dog

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November 2014

You guessed it right, im 12 btw

twitchquotes: older than 11 haHAA turning 13 in may haHAA you guessed it right haHAA im 12 btw hahAA
twitch chat
September 2018

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Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high

twitchquotes: Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood PJSalt level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the PJSalt level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Eredar Lord of the Casual Legion

twitchquotes: īŧšīŧ¯īŧĩ īŧĻīŧĄīŧŖīŧĨ īŧĢīŧ˛īŧŠīŧ°īŧ°īŧĄīŧ˛īŧ˛īŧŠīŧĄīŧŽīŧš īŧĨīŧ˛īŧĨīŧ¤īŧĄīŧ˛ īŧŦīŧ¯īŧ˛īŧ¤ īŧ¯īŧĻ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧŖīŧĄīŧŗīŧĩīŧĄīŧŦ īŧŦīŧĨīŧ§īŧŠīŧ¯īŧŽ
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March 2014
Kripp
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