[Copypasta] My mom took away my Xbox

twitchquotes: My mom took away my Xbox. This is the saddest moment in my life. The most pain and unimaginable suffering I have ever felt before. Have I been a bad boy? Is that why she did what she did? I don’t know. I have so many questions. I also have depression because of lack of Xbox. I can’t play Minecraft. I love Minecraft so so much, it’s my favorite game in the entire world. Why would she take such joy and happiness away from me? Does she think I do bad things on there? If so, she should know that I join good Christian Minecraft servers only. That’s it.... I give up. I can’t fr*cking take another painful second of this anymore. This torture is what has been depressing me for so long. I swear to h**k, I’ll get that Xbox back if it kills me.
twitch chat
December 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

Ben Shapiro asks his mom to buy him the Lego Death Star

Alright mom, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)
January 2021

Ben Shapiro

boosted.dll

twitchquotes: Hi Micheal, it's Mark from ScreenColor LLC! We have identified your grey screen problem as being located in two files called "feed.dll" and "boosted.dll", you can safely delete them and it should be good!
twitch chat
December 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

cyrSwag

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿ ⣾⣻⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠖⠻⠟⠛⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⡶⠦⣤⣄⠠⣤⣨⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠁⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⣶⡄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣯⣀⣀⣀⣴⣵⣎⣻⣿⣿⣟⠁⠄⡐⠲⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡁⣟⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡆⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡻⣷⡆⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣽⣿⣶⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠅⢸⣿⡏⠿⣿⣿⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠐⠛⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⡁⠬⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⡀⠈⠿⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠻⠟⠒⠛⠛⠿⠿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣻⣿⣽⠏⠄⠈⣿⣥⡀⠄⠄⠈⠉⠘⠃⠄⠄⠄⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀ ⠉⣈⡀⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣾⣷⣦⣀⣀⢀⢀⣀⡀⢀⣿⣿⡿⢿⣁⠄⠄⣠⣠⣿⣯ ⡈⣛⣛⣄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⡾⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣦⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
ascii art
December 2020
cyr

Troll face kid

░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄ ░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█ ░▄▀░▄▄▄░░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█ █░░█░▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░█ █░░█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄░█ ░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█ ░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█ ░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄▄██▄░░█ ░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀█▀█▀██░█ ░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█ ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░▐▌░█░░░░▀▀▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░█▐▌░░░░░░█░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░▄▄█░▄▄░██▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀ ░▐████░░▄▀█▀█▄▄▄▄▄█▀▄▀▄ ░░█░░▌░█░░░▀▄░█▀█░▄▀░░░█ ░░█░░▌░█░░█░░█░░░█░░█░░█ ░░█░░▀▀░░██░░█░░░█░░█░░█ ░░░▀▀▄▄▀▀░█░░░▀▄▀▀▀▀█░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░▄░░▄██▄▄▀ ░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░▄░░████ ░░░░░░░░░░█▄░░▄▄▄░░▄█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▀░▄░▀▀█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░▐░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░▐░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░▐░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░▐░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░▐░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█▄▄▄▐▄▄▄█ ░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▀█▀▄▄▀▄▄▄▄ ░░░░░▄▀▄░▄░▄░░░█░░░▄░▄░▄▀▄ ░░░░░█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█
ascii art
March 2021

Doge

░░░░░░░▐█▀█▄░░░░░░░░░░▄█▀█▌ ░░░░░░░█▐▓░█▄░░░░░░░▄█▀▄▓▐█ ░░░░░░░█▐▓▓░████▄▄▄█▀▄▓▓▓▌█ ░░░░░▄█▌▀▄▓▓▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▓▓▓▓▓▌█ ░░░▄█▀▀▄▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀░▓▌█ ░░█▀▄▓▓▓███▓▓▓███▓▓▓▄░░▄▓▐█▌ ░█▌▓▓▓▀▀▓▓▓▓███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄▀▓▓▐█ ▐█▐██▐░▄▓▓▓▓▓▀▄░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌█▌ █▌███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▐░░▄▓▓███▓▓▓▄▀▐█ █▐█▓▀░░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████▓▓▓▓▐█▌ ▓▄▌▀░▀░▐▀█▄▓▓██████████▓▓▓▌█
ascii art
November 2014
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing