[Copypasta] Why not just play melee?

twitchquotes: I find it so weird that the smash4 crowd is so hype that ultimate "moves more like melee" Like if youre so torqued about melee movement why not just.. play melee? The game is already out, doesn't require a 300$ console, is likely a better game, and doesn't have an expiration date
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December 2018

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SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD

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SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION

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ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning

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