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π π π π π βοΈ π π
π π π π π βοΈ π π
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Attention all Smash Bros Gamers
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Attention all Smash Bros Gamers, Kirby is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to save all the innocent characters murdered and possessed by Galeem. To do this, he needs a Warp Star and a couple of Maximum Tomatoes. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that Kirby can secure the Spirits, and save billions of video game characters you know and love!
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HBoxβs tag actually has a secret meaning
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fun fact: HBoxβs tag actually has a secret meaning. the Box is for his name, Boxuel. the H stands for βHjelteβ since he plays with the heart of William Peter "Leffen" Hjelte every tourney
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If my girl and PPMD both drowning
if my girl π
and PPMD 
both drowning π±
and I can only save one π€
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Catch me at my girlβs funeral π
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IT π
UP π
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both drowning π±
and I can only save one π€
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chanting STACK π
IT π
UP π
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ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning
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fun fact: ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning. the SAM is for his name, Samuel. the E stands for "electronic" since he plays electronic games
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Bro, you MASHING right now!
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Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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