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honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. π‘
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I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud
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I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my Melee Championship at EVO. People say to me that a person being Fox McCloud is Impossible and Iβm fucking retarded but I donβt care, Mishun Complete. Iβm having Mango inject me with tech skill and mindgames. From now on I want you guys to call me βFoxβ and respect my right to shine and upsmash. If you canβt accept me youβre a spaciephobe and need to check your tierlist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Why did you pick Hero at EVO?
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Nairo, it's been weeks since EVO and I still don't understand why you didn't choose Hero and win the whole thing. It'll be a matter of time before we follow Australia's example and ban him, and you'll be sorry you didn't use his banworthy strength when you could. Also can you use Ganondorf again, he's rlly strong. Sorry for long message, but you should consider my advice. Good luck Nairo!
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NairoMK
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SPAM THIS CRUSTACEAN FOR HBOX ELIMINATION
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SPAM π¦ THIS π¦ CRUSTACEAN π¦ FOR π¦ HBOX π¦ ELIMINATION π¦
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Rhyme Chant
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Bro, you MASHING right now!
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Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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NairoMK
Super Smash Bros
I'm an elite smash pro
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Excuse me??? I'll have you know that I'm an elite smash pro in the smash ultimate leaderboards kid. I'm not gonna take any sort of disrespect from you, I've carved a name for myself in smash history bud. You're a nobody, Sakurai personally looks at all my matches to balance the game and I could get you shitty main nerfed to the floor if I fucking wanted to so watch your back you nobody.
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