[Copypasta] Twitch Chat containment solution

twitchquotes: International efforts to contain the most toxic and dangerous internet dwellers have failed time and time again, until a secret organisation offered to build a prison for internet's worst scum. The project codenamed "Twitch Chat" pretending to be an addition to a livestreaming service has proven to be a very effective containment solution.
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January 2019
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘
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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: ๅฐธๅฐบไน‡ๅฐธๅ‚ๅฐบไน‡ ไธ‹ๅฃๅฐบ ไธ…ๅฐบๅฃๅ‡ตไนƒไนšไน‡! ๅ‚๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ไปŽๅ‚้•ฟไน‡ ๅทฅไธ… ๅˆ€ๅฃๅ‡ตไนƒไนšไน‡! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅฐธๅฐบๅฃไธ…ไน‡ๅŒšไธ… ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ๅฑฑๅฃๅฐบไนšๅˆ€ ไธ‹ๅฐบๅฃไปŽ ๅˆ€ไน‡ใƒชๅ‚ไธ‚ไธ…ๅ‚ไธ…ๅทฅๅฃ๐ ˜จ! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅ‡ต๐ ˜จๅทฅไธ…ไน‡ ๅ‚ไนšไนš ๅฐธไน‡ๅฃๅฐธไนšไน‡ไธ‚ ๅฑฑๅทฅไธ…ๅ„ๅทฅ๐ ˜จ ๅฃๅ‡ตๅฐบ ๐ ˜จๅ‚ไธ…ๅทฅๅฃ๐ ˜จ! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅˆ€ไน‡๐ ˜จๅฃๅ‡ต๐ ˜จๅŒšไน‡ ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไน‡ใƒชๅทฅไนšไธ‚ ๅฃไธ‹ ไธ…ๅฐบๅ‡ตไธ…ๅ„ ๅ‚๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ไนšๅฃใƒชไน‡! ไธ…ๅฃ ไน‡ไน‚ไธ…ไน‡๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ๅฃๅ‡ตๅฐบ ๅฐบไน‡ๅ‚ๅŒšๅ„ ไธ…ๅฃ ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไธ‚ไธ…ๅ‚ๅฐบไธ‚ ๅ‚ไนƒๅฃใƒชไน‡! ไธไน‡ไธ‚ไธ‚ๅทฅไน‡! ไธๅ‚ไปŽไน‡ไธ‚! ไธ…ไน‡ๅ‚ไปŽ ๅฐบๅฃๅŒš้•ฟไน‡ไธ… ไนƒไนšๅ‚ไธ‚ไธ…ไธ‚ ๅฃไธ‹ไธ‹ ๅ‚ไธ… ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไธ‚ๅฐธไน‡ไน‡ๅˆ€ ๅฃไธ‹ ไนšๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…! ไธ‚ๅ‡ตๅฐบๅฐบไน‡๐ ˜จๅˆ€ไน‡ๅฐบ ๐ ˜จๅฃๅฑฑ, ๅฃๅฐบ ๅฐธๅฐบไน‡ๅฐธๅ‚ๅฐบไน‡ ไธ…ๅฃ ไธ‹ๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…! ไปŽไน‡ๅฃๅฑฑไธ…ๅ„! ไธ…ๅ„ๅ‚ไธ…'ไธ‚ ๅฐบๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…!
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twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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