[Copypasta] My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high

twitchquotes: My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.
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January 2019
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Why are we rioting?

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨
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August 2015
Kripp

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One day I'll be a real dong

twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡
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August 2015
Kripp

Bear

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November 2014

Nobody will copy my tiny pasta

twitchquotes: FeelsBirthdayMan αΆ°α΅’α΅‡α΅’α΅ˆΚΈ Κ·αΆ¦αΆ«αΆ« αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈ ᡐʸ α΅—αΆ¦αΆ°ΚΈ ᡖᡃ˒ᡗᡃ FeelsBirthdayMan
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May 2016
Kripp

It makes no sense!

twitchquotes: I don't know why people have to copy/paste other people messages. It makes no sense!
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April 2018
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