[Copypasta] BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Fans of each Smash game likes to hate on each other
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BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning

twitchquotes: fun fact: ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning. the SAM is for his name, Samuel. the E stands for "electronic" since he plays electronic games
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April 2019
pgESAM

Super Smash Bros

Smash bros in the year 20XX

twitchquotes: The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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December 2020

Super Smash Bros

I hate esam and want to suplex him

twitchquotes: Esam put Ken as a low tier. Listen you bald normie, just because he takes brain power to play efficiently unlike your Braindead main Pikachu doesn't mean he's bad. I actually hate esam and I want to suplex him.
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April 2019
pgESAM

Super Smash Bros

Bro, you MASHING right now!

twitchquotes: Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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November 2019
NairoMK

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