[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"

twitchquotes: Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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November 2017

Amazed Face

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Twitch is banning users who don't post in chat

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I'm the Russian Fairy

twitchquotes: IM The Russian Fairy And I have Blessed This Chat With Suka Blyat ไนเผผโ—”โ€ฟโ—”โœฟเผฝใ„ โ˜พ โ˜† ยธ. ยธ ใ€€โ˜… 3
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