[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: ᕕOpieOPᕗ Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， Ｃｙｂｒｉｘ ｈｅｒｅ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲ ＤＵＲＲ ＰＩＺＺＡ ᕕOpieOPᕗ
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June 2014
Kripp

Where were u when USSR fell?

twitchquotes: Where were u when USSR fell? I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came "Stalin is kil" "Nyet"
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January 2020

NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

twitchquotes: Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. “I have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!” Rania consoles him, “It’s okay sweetheart. I love you.” Kripp responds in tears “I have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I don’t play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!” Rania wraps her arms around Kripp’s neck, “It’s okay baby, it’ll be different, when Artifact comes out!” Kripp lets out a scream, “NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDREN’S CARD GAME!”
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November 2018
Kripp

Artifact

Reporting a streamer named "TSM_Kripp"

twitchquotes: Hello twitch admins. I am here to report a streamer named "TSM_Kripp". She is currently violating the new twitch rules, and is constantly moaning suggestively in her stream. I am trying to watch her game but she just keeps yelling "TOPDICK" or "INSANE" after she gets rekt. Please take action against her as soon as you can. Thank you.
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January 2015
Kripp

PepegaEZ

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November 2021

Pepe

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