[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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Young pistachio becomes grand old cashew

twitchquotes: Let me tell you a story. I was once a young pistachio like you. But then I saw the light. I saw the kripp and let the kripp into my life. Now I am a grand old cashew with a pepperoni plantation to boot. Don't make the mistake I once did and deny the kripp. Kripp is love. Kripp is life. Praise the Kripp. Amen.
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May 2014
Kripp

Can you guys stop spamming

twitchquotes: Can you guys stop spamming and actually type something relevant to the match. all of you just want attention
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May 2018

Hitler speech bubble

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Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help

twitchquotes: Κœα΄‡ΚŸΚŸα΄, α΄‹Κ€Ιͺα΄˜α΄˜α΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺɴᴏ, α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄œα΄‹Κ€α΄€Ι΄Ιͺα΄€Ι΄ α΄˜Κ€α΄‡sΙͺᴅᴇɴᴛ α΄ΚŸα΄‡α΄‹sα΄€Ι΄α΄…Κ€ α΄›α΄œΚ€α΄„ΚœΚΙ΄α΄α΄ Ιͺɴᴏ. α΄α΄œΚ€ α΄˜α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄˜α΄˜Κ€α΄‡ssᴇᴅ ʙʏ Κ€α΄œssΙͺα΄€ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄α΄œΚ€ α΄„Ιͺα΄›Ιͺᴒᴇɴs ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏʀᴀɴɒᴇ ᴊᴜΙͺᴄᴇ. α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ sᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴊ. α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ ɴᴏ α΄€ΚŸ α΄˜α΄€α΄„Ιͺɴᴏ.
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Kreygasm

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