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twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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May 2016

Vegan Propaganda

twitchquotes: KKona Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
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July 2016
Kripp

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I use this chant to summon Sneaky

twitchquotes: โ•ฐ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ )ใคโ”€โ”€โ˜†ใƒป๏พŸ My di ck is small, my butthole is leaky, I use this chant to summon Sneaky โ•ฐ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ )ใคโ”€โ”€โ˜†ใƒป๏พŸ
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March 2016
Sneaky

ASS

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July 2020

NSFW

get teh tazer

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) RESISTING ARREST - Get the Tazer (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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November 2014
Kripp
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