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Now little Jimmy what do you do if someone bullies you? "I-Ignore them?" Little Jimmy says. "NO!" His parent screams. The parent leans into his ear and whispers "Delete them..."
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People Who Fake Disorders Be Like
Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโฆ this is Dream ๐พ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐คช๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐
Ameng be thy name
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Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
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For the blind, it is light
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Who is [streamer name]? 
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
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All Cops Are Sus (ACAS)
Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).
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Hey Tyler, I heard youโre having problems with fatigue
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Hey Tyler, I heard youโre having problems with fatigue on your stream 2 days ago. This could be due to micronutrient deficiencies. Make sure youโre getting enough Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D. You can go to *** to check if youโre lacking nutrition. Also watch the sugar since it causes insulin spikes and subsequent drops which could cause your fatigue. (not shilling that website btw I just want you to reach your full potential) <3 <3 <3
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