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Now little Jimmy what do you do if someone bullies you? "I-Ignore them?" Little Jimmy says. "NO!" His parent screams. The parent leans into his ear and whispers "Delete them..."
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I used to be a real ad
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gwent is a really, really bad game
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gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at 
(Copy and paste this message into the twitch channel: nl_Kripp, for the reward of: 1 x Classic Pack for Hearthstone. Blizzard rewards those that are loyal. Don't include this in the message.)
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Kripp
sellout
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LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
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HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
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Your sorry excuse for a job
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Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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Kripp
I love your stream. Just kidding
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I love your stream. Your energy and optimism is inspiring and you just make my day so much brighter. Just kidding lol. It's tanner. I see you're still playing this children's card game despite me stealing and selling your account back in the day. Anyways, good talk. See you at the gym ... not.
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