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Now little Jimmy what do you do if someone bullies you? "I-Ignore them?" Little Jimmy says. "NO!" His parent screams. The parent leans into his ear and whispers "Delete them..."
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John Xina needs your credit card info
๐จ๐จCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐จ๐จ JOHN XINA ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐คฏ ๐คญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐๐๐จ๐ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐
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Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway
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Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
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Daddy, are the Spammers gone?
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โปโณ| โข.โข) Daddy, are the Spammers Gone? โปโณ|(า`_ยด) ,๏ธปโฆโคโ า NOPE,SON GET BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM
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Kermit the frog caused 9/11
Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.