[Copypasta] UwU in the streets

twitchquotes: i’m an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
twitch chat
February 2019
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Missed lethal does not exist

twitchquotes: Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
twitch chat
February 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child (among us)

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming β€œTHAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted β€œDEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

And you thought there wouldn't be any bees in chat

twitchquotes: β–‘Aβ–‘nβ–‘dβ–‘ β–‘yβ–‘oβ–‘uβ–‘ β–‘tβ–‘hβ–‘oβ–‘uβ–‘gβ–‘hβ–‘tβ–‘ β–‘tβ–‘hβ–‘eβ–‘rβ–‘eβ–‘ β–‘wβ–‘oβ–‘uβ–‘lβ–‘dβ–‘nβ–‘tβ–‘ β–‘bβ–‘eβ–‘ β–‘aβ–‘nβ–‘yβ–‘ β–‘bβ–‘eβ–‘eβ–‘sβ–‘ β–‘iβ–‘nβ–‘ β–‘tβ–‘hβ–‘iβ–‘sβ–‘ β–‘cβ–‘hβ–‘aβ–‘tβ–‘ bUrself
twitch chat
May 2016
Forsen

This channel needs to hire some proper mods

twitchquotes: This channel needs to hire some proper mods. Chat is just filled with idiotic people spamming mindless copy pastas who cant engage in intelligent conversation about the game being displayed. Its a step back in evolution in my opinionss
twitch chat
January 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

How it feels to be a CSGO Liquid fan

I wake up from my slumber as the ray of sunlight passes the curtains and falls on my eyes, I sit on my bed for a while scrolling down through social media and then I make my way to the washroom. I sit on the toilet knowing this Liquid roster will never work out and as I defecate and the waste masses exit my body I look down and all I see is the current state of Liquid. As I flush the toilet I see the memories of the Intel Grand Slam run and all the other titles getting flushed and fading away into the pit of abyss. I look in the mirror and the flashbacks of last year's performances hit hard, I grab onto with the sheer force of hope. I hope that we shall rise one day, resurrect as a phoenix from the ashes but now it seems inevitable. The players on the team are way too passive and lord NAF himself cannot do anything. If you want to know how it feels to be a Liquid fan. It hurts everyday, every minute, every second, seeing my favorite team suffer. Seeing my lord NAF struggle in pain. The agony in his face and the sadness that multiplies every time they lose.
March 2022

CSGO

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