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iโm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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I used to be a real ad
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Where are the DPS heroes
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Hey guys, Iโm new to overwatch. Is there a reason that they arenโt using any damage heroes? How are they supposed to get kills without dps? Are they deleted or banned or something?
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All of twitch seems to follow you almost like a cult
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Roses are red, I'm flexing today
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๐ช ๐ roses are red ๐ช ๐ violets are blue ๐ช ๐ i'm flexing today ๐ช ๐ why aren't you?? ๐ช ๐
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Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
โIs it a service dog?โ
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say โnoโ I reply with โare you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?โwith another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs