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iβm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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I used to be a real ad
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There was nothing I could do but donate
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β βThese Hafu nudes are CRAZY!β β βMy dick can't stay limp against nudes like thatβ β "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" β βShe took the only nudes that could make me beat offβ β "She had the perfect muff" β βThere was nothing I could do but donateβ β βShe cried profusely"
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π»BOO! Srry did I scare you?
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π»π»π»BOO! Srry did I scare you???πππ it's October ππ»ππ½ππ you know what that means ππ SLUT-O-WEEN π― send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ππ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockππ―π₯ππ»
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swenpai pweasey weasy cwan i bwe punished?
o-o-owo swenpai pweasey weasy cwan i bwe punished? (β’Οβ’) pwease sway wes im hworny ;3 i want-want ywou to gwo h-hard and f-f-f-f-f-fast....ah~ >/////< oh sweet mwother owf onii-chan.....AH~ it hwurts swenpai 
but i wove it ;3
but i wove it ;3
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someone who shares my passion for drinking water
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Finally someone who shares my passion and enthusiasm for drinking water. I'm more of an alkaline person, I often like to drink from water bottles, Contigo brand specifically. I don't really like Reverse Osmosis, it kind of leaves a funny feeling in my mouth, but I'll drink it if needed. The only problem with Alkaline is that when you get a new filter the water is cloudy for a bit and the taste is off. My house has Two taps at the sink, one for alkaline, one for reverse osmosis.
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Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Thatβs right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!