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iโm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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I used to be a real ad
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Raise your donger
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work it แเผผเบูอเบเผฝแ harder make it (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธ better do it แฆเผผเบูอเบเผฝแค faster raise ur ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ donger
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Visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the Nether
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Kripp
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Am I The Asshole for not being able to trade options for my dad? Iโm 6.
This started about 4 years ago when I was 2 years old. My dad started to supplement me picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I have retained absolutely nothing even though my dad has spent every waking minute trying to make me understand. He has done almost everything including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while I am sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make me understand the market. Yesterday, he got to a breaking point when I couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. My dad finally convinced my mom that they were doing the right thing when he said that I will soon be a Wendy's worker begging my wife's husband for a weekly allowance because I will never amount to be anything. He couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said, if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy, plz adopt me from Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska.
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Am I The Asshole?
I want to date Pokimane so bad
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I want to date Pokimane so bad. She is so cute and I love her so much. She has a cute smile and a cute face. Sheโs a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell her every night โI love youโ and rub her feet while she is streaming. We would go out when she isnโt doing gamer stuff and have fun together. She is also really good at gaming so I would be able to get carried by my very own GF. I love girls who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to date Pokimane
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Dong Pegachino with the Dongerinos
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เผผ โฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ Hello Kripp, my name is Dong Pegachino with the Dongerinos. เผผ โฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ We're gonna need some "Insurance money" or we're gonna break off your legs and cut off your dongerino. Pls no copy pasterino my frappuchino
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