Shanghai didn't win a single game in the last season. This season the LA Valiant isn't winning any games.
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Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E
twitchquotes:Can Everyone stop spamming J K E he is a pro player that is on the level far above any of you will ever be and its disrespectful for him as a legend dps to play junkrat when J K E is being spammed
Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E he is a pro player that is on the level far above any of you will ever be and its disrespectful for him as a legend dps to play junkrat when J LUL K E is being spammed
SYMMETRA ACTIVATED
twitchquotes: BASTION OVERRATED TORB OUTDATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED SYMMETRA ACTIVATED
Jebaited BASTION OVERRATED Jebaited TORB OUTDATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited SYMMETRA ACTIVATED Jebaited
C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested
twitchquotes:LEARN PLAT CHAT! C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested during overtime But alot of players now say C9 when they WIN a point and losing the fight when the time runs out.
LEARN PLAT CHAT! C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested during overtime But alot of players now say C9 when they WIN a point and losing the fight when the time runs out.