[Copypasta] Chat stop spamming XD

MSFT Infinite Money Glitch 🚀🚀🚀

Disclaimer: I am not a financial or investment advisor. Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. Do you ever find yourself reminiscing about the good ‘ol WSB days? Well, your prayers have been answered. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies 🚀 Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. Do you know what this means? Bill is single and ready to mingle. Step 1: Use Wife’s Tinder Account Step 2: Match with Bill Gates Step 3: Wife goes on date with Bill, they fall in love, he proposes, no pre-nup Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty Step 5: Continue to date wife Step 6: Cash out 🚀🚀🚀 For those too retarded to read: https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57 Congratulations. You are now your own wife’s boyfriend.

May 2021

WallStreetBets

Classic

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｉｕｓｅｔｈｉｓｔｅｘｔ，ｍｙｂｒａｉｎｃｅｌｌａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｂｅｇｉｎｔｏｄｉｅ．ｙｅｔｉｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅｔｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｃｏｎｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｔｏｔｈｅｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｒｅｔａｒｄ.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Classic

Response to "go fuck yourself"

What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.

April 2020

Classic

Among Us player was ejected

twitchquotes: . 　。　　　　•　　ﾟ　　。　　.　　　.　　　　　.　　　　　。　　。　. 　.　　。　 ඞ 。　 . • . [Enter name] was ejected. . . 　。　. 　　　。　　　　　　ﾟ　　　.　　　　　. ,　　　　.　 .　　 .

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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.

twitch chat

April 2019

[Copypasta] Chat stop spamming XD

MSFT Infinite Money Glitch 🚀🚀🚀

WallStreetBets

Classic

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

Classic

Response to "go fuck yourself"

Classic

Among Us player was ejected

Among Us / Amogus

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

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