[Copypasta] Decided I will no longer be paying taxes

Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead. I wont pay those either Oh im going to prison? The one paid for by my tax dollars? Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison. I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
June 2021
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That hunk of a man, Blank

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, Blank, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a freakin model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him blunk me any day.
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Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
January 2021

Kripp

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November 2014
Kripp

James Dong

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ΜΏΰΌ½ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's ᴅᴏɴɒ. α΄Šα΄€α΄α΄‡s ᴅᴏɴɒ ༼▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ΜΏΰΌ½
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Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ＀ｅａｒ οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜οΌŒ οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½…ο½Ž ο½“ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½Œο½™ ｄｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄ ｏｖｅｒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Œο½ο½“ο½” ο½ο½ο½Žο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½ο½ο½Œο½ο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½“ο½•ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½„ο½…οΌŽ １ｆｔｅｒ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｙｏｕｒ ο½–ο½ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ οΌ© ο½Žο½ο½— ο½’ο½…ο½ο½Œο½‰ο½šο½… οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Žο½ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½” ｔｏ ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… ｆｏｒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½‹ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½ο½™ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½† ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½—ο½…ο½…ο½‹οΌŽοΌŽοΌŽοΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｍｙ ο½„ο½…ο½ƒο½‰ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½Ž ｓｏ ｅａｓｙ OpieOP
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Kripp
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