[Copypasta] Decided I will no longer be paying taxes

Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead. I wont pay those either Oh im going to prison? The one paid for by my tax dollars? Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison. I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
June 2021
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I fucking hate the word poggers

I fucking hate the word poggers. It's not funny, it's not quirky, it's stupid. It's just an Asian man going gasp!. It is not funny and I do not enjoy looking at it. Whenever someone says poggers out loud I'm just like "I get it you use fucking twitch.
December 2020

Kripp is a god at these types of games

twitchquotes: All you people saying this game is easy, I guarantee if you played this or watched any other streamer play this, you would still be bronze and struggling. Kripp is a god at these types of games, he could reach diamond his first day if he wanted to. Kripp understands games on a level we can't even imagine to be possible. His mechanics are impeccable. With his theory crafting, his builds today will be the future meta. It is amazing we get to live in a time with the king of games.
twitch chat
November 2017
Kripp

This guy's veganism is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy vegetables can't win against fruits like that” β˜‘ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only tomato that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect eggplants β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could cook” β˜‘ β€œI ate that perfectly”
twitch chat
May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Jam a man of fortune xQc

π’₯𝒢𝓂 𝒢 𝑀𝒢𝓃 π‘œπ’» πΉπ‘œπ“‡π“‰π“Šπ“ƒπ‘’, 𝒢𝓃𝒹 π’₯ π“‚π“Šπ“ˆπ“‰ π“ˆπ‘’π‘’π“€ π“‚π“Ž πΉπ‘œπ“‡π“‰π“Šπ“ƒπ‘’ οΌπ»π‘’π“ƒπ“‡π“Ž Γ†π“‹π‘’π“‡π’Ύπ‘’π“ˆ, 𝟣𝟫𝟫𝟦
May 2021
xQcOW

jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat

One day jerma got so angry at the one guy in chat who was being mean and spamming residentsleeper, he quite literally stuck his hands into his screen and yanked really hard. Out came this 5'9 brown haired highschooler who instantly began begging for his life. However, jerma growled really loud and started chanting the lyrics to "I'm a Walrus" by the beatles. The mods, the chat, no one could stop what happened next. Chat was spamming PauseChamp. Then Jerma just grabbed the poor highschooler by his neck and lifted him off the floor and began to spin him really fast.. His guts came flying out with the sheer force that jerma used to spin him. The camera was stained with blood and chat was all spamming monkaW and "LULW typical One guy moment". After a couple of moments jerma wiped the red marking from the camera and sat back down as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was that he started talking about soy milk and how he wasn't a sponsor with any soy milk company. He seemed quite annoyed that he wasnt a sponsor but continued to elaborate on how much he loved soy milk, but only that one specific brand of soy milk. I'm telling you, the one guy residentsleeper spammers are annoying as hell. EDIT: Unfortunately that segment of the VOD was deleted due to DMCA issues with Jerma singing The Beatles.
July 2022
Jerma985
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