Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
I used to be a real ad
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I canβt escape Fortnite
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I canβt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, βDo you play Fortnite?β. At first I couldnβt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. βDude, do you play Fortnite?β Then I heard someone respond behind me. βFortnite?β Then another. βYeah, that game.β I couldnβt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with βwhere we droppin' boys?β. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say βTilted Towers!β
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Fortnite
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell βamogusβ 69 times
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell βamogusβ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
Among Us / Amogus
Classic
Doesn't mean I'm a virgin
twitchquotes:
π‘ Just because I watch Kripp π‘ doesn't mean I'm a virgin π‘ It's just a coincidence π‘
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Kripp
Kripp meets Gordon Ramsay
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Kripp meets Gordan Ramsay behind the kitchen, gently caressing his body, he mutters "hey say that word again, and say it like you mean it" "ORE-GAHHHNO" Ramsey softly whispers into kripps ear, as he gets chills throughout his body "oh you know i love it when you say that, now give me my daily dose of OMEEGA 3" as Ramsey inserts his sausage into kripps prepared packag
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Kripp
Only the chosen one can wield this sword...
twitchquotes:
π |π π π |=========> πβππ πβπΌ ββπππΌβ πβπΌ βπΈβ πππΌππ» πβππ πππβπ» πΈβπ» βππ πΉπΌ πππΈπβ π½πβ ππππβ πΉπ ππ'π βπππΌβ. πΈβπΌ πππ πβπΌ ββπππΌβ πβπΌ? βπβπ πβππ βπΈπππΈ πΈβπ» π½πβπ» πππ!
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Kripp