Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
I used to be a real ad
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There was a bug in the toilet
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WHEN I SAT DOWN β¬οΈ TO PEE π§ββοΈπ¦ THERE WAS A BUG π IN THE TOILET π½ BUT I THOUGHT π IT WAS DROWNED ππ» ββββ N WHEN I GOT UP β¬οΈ βΌοΈIT WASN'T β THERE 
IM SOBBING π IS IT IN MY FUCKING π BUTTHOLE πβ WHERE IS ITβοΈβοΈβοΈ
IM SOBBING π IS IT IN MY FUCKING π BUTTHOLE πβ WHERE IS ITβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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βΏ Kripp druid coming through βΏ watch out at rank 22 βΏ
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βΏ Kripp druid coming through βΏ watch out at rank 22 βΏ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Deathrattle is "Lose the game"
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Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??
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Reynad
Ebolus enchantus
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(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus
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Kripp
Bungie messages Dr Lupo about Destiny
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Hi DrLupo, it's Cliff, from Bungie. Yea I work two jobs, it's to afford my sick v6 BMW. Heard you were having some issues connecting to our game. Our records show you aren't on our Streamer Prime servers, with the notes 'Fortnite made you' and 'Tarkov Daddy' Flagged on your account. I regret to inform you only real Destiny streamers can play today. Feel free to submit an appeal, loser.
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DrLupo