Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
What happened to this ad? :(
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The giant salt monster known as Kripp
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All this salt has formed into the giant salt monster known as Kripp. For all the salt of the ocean can not keep him at bay. Blame RNG and lose! Then go to cast another player cause you can't play. The salt is real, the salt is kripp, and thats why he losses.
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Kripp
I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!
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(Ā° ~ĶŹ~ Ā°)I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!(Ā° ~ĶŹ~ Ā°)
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Trick2g
Born to be a Twitch channel mod
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You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I wonāt code, no timeout I wonāt give, no Twitch laws I wonāt overlook, and no order I wonāt obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, Iām sorry to say that Iāll become yours.
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MODS
Classic
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh?
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneās property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youāre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donāt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnāt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnāt lie. Even if you try to save it, itās my property. Youāre just angry that you couldnāt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnāt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youāre just mad you donāt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youāll be hearing from my lawyers.
Cryptocurrency
NFTs
Atheists ā¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real?
Iām not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering.
Atheists ā¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection ā¦ all of it. What then?