[Copypasta] πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈATTENTIONπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈPLEASEπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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May 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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MaSsan is an anagram for Assman

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ β—” ΝœΚ– β—” ΰΌ½ MaSsan is an anagram for Assman ΰΌΌ β—” ΝœΚ– β—” ΰΌ½ ΰΌΌ β—” ΝœΚ– β—” ΰΌ½ MaSsan is an anagram for Assman ΰΌΌ β—” ΝœΚ– β—” ΰΌ½
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October 2015
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Fluttershy

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November 2014

A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015

you are not old, mate

twitchquotes: you are not old, mate, you are indeed where life starts, you shouldn't be worried what your age is, as long as you feel young you are young, cheer up and win already, love u dad <3
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June 2019
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Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?

Yeah I'm a virgin, so what? I'm waiting for the "right one", there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm 36 doesn't make it "weird" or make me a "loser". I have standards. I'm not going to give away my state of chastity to some bar/club "whore"; that's just not the kind of guy I am. I require a REAL women that will hold and care for me gently, and who can, above all else, love me for who I am. Once I find that person, I'll happily donate my virginity away. Until then, I am fine being a virgin. Besides, I have a fleshlight, so it's not like I don't know how it feels anyway. Maybe one day you immature keyboard cretins will understand that life isn't about just having sex for the accomplishment, it's about love and finding the "one" to share that experience with.
September 2021
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