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Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β 
Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β
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I used to be a real ad
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iβm sorry I kept referring to Fredβs liberally mayoβd oven-roasted chicken sub as a βbukkake specialβ. Iβm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iβm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling βETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?β in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty
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My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
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Classic
Rick and Morty
I smoke the weed everyday
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I smoke the weed everyday, I too am a Marijuana consumer. 420 is my favourite number. By the way, did I mention that I hit that kush good. I'm so high right now, becuase of all the weed I smoke. 420 Blaze it fam, life is good.
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