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Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β 
Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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5Head π· Oh, but of course!
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π· Oh, but of course!
π· Oh, but of course!
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TSM and TL waiting for Fly at the airport
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HELLO FLY? π 
TSM HERE π WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS π WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU π WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
TSM HERE π WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS π WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU π WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
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Riot Games
League of Legends
Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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Kripp
I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime
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I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime. Like, they didn't choose to be born with an IQ of 20 in a home with unloving parents. Imagine all the bullying they must experience at home, at school, and at the special services daycare. Let's stop bullying them, guys. They may be too retarded to understand that's what we're doing, but that doesn't mean we should pick on them. Thank you
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Weebs
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
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