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Kripp's kidney stone surgery
twitchquotes:There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
QT's stream ends, so does my life
twitchquotes: ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\ qt's stream ends, so does my life ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\
FeelsBadMan ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\ qt's stream ends, so does my life FeelsBadMan ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\
MOM I NEED V-BUCKS
twitchquotes:βοΈβ OK MOM ββοΈWE NEED TO TALK π‘π€ I NEED V-BUCKS ππ΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ππ€¨ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM π«π€¬ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ποΈπ« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ππ NOW I NEED YOU π§π TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ππ₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW π€―π€¬ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE π₯ππ― NOW I'LL BE IN BED π΄π€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πππΈ
βοΈβ OK MOM ββοΈWE NEED TO TALK π‘π€ I NEED V-BUCKS ππ΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ππ€¨ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM π«π€¬ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ποΈπ« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ππ NOW I NEED YOU π§π TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ππ₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW π€―π€¬ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE π₯ππ― NOW I'LL BE IN BED π΄π€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πππΈ
My fifth sudoku this week
twitchquotes:Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.