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HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 
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Why did I marry this angry bald internet man?
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Itās 11 p.m. and i've finally gotten comfortable in bed. It's been a long day and finally being able to get some rest is such a luxury. But my peace is soon broken as my husband shouts from the other room "OH COME ON! That was such BULLSHIT! Fucking highrolled AGAIN." Why did i do this to myself. Why did I marry this angry bald internet man? I haven't slept properly in months for his constant yelling throughout the night. God help me.
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I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk
I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and Iām a fucking Twittard but I donāt care, Iām the richest man on Earth. Iām having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āTechnoking of Teslaā and respect my right to manipulate dogecoin prices. If you canāt accept me youāre a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
Ok so we were flirting and he took of his pants and started to rub his bulge then he pulls his dick out, I dead ass said ā thatās pretty pogā he then broke up with me after we were done š
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Kripp should change his name to hl_kripp
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedĀ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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