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HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 
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Donate so Kripp doesn't have to sell his kidneys in China
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ Please donate so Kripp dont have to go sell his kidneys in china ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½
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George Orwell ruined my life
Iβm a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was βsexually harassingβ her. Itβs clear she just wasnβt intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iβve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iβm clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iβm some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
If Apple opens super green tomorrow
If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆ
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Chat, don't salt the slug
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ΰΌΌ Ν ΜΆ ΝΰΌ½ CHAT, DON'T SALT THE SLUG. ΰΌΌ Ν ΜΆ ΝΰΌ½
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