[Copypasta] My son πŸ™‡was SO cute today

twitchquotes: My son πŸ™‡was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" I told him they were water. πŸ’¦ Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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May 2019
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My name is Yoshikage Kira

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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twitchquotes: πŸ‘½ πŸ“ž HELLO SINATRAA πŸ‘½ πŸ“ž PLANET A92-E HERE πŸ‘½ πŸ“ž PLEASE RETURN TO US πŸ‘½ πŸ“ž
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