[Copypasta] My son πŸ™‡was SO cute today

twitchquotes: My son πŸ™‡was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" I told him they were water. πŸ’¦ Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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May 2019
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You see, I have a very high IQ

twitchquotes: You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) Rick and Morty. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "WUBALUBADUBDUB" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!
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September 2017

Rick and Morty

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat π“œπ“ͺ𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑π“ͺ𝔂 CoolCat
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January 2017

Dota 2

Seafood dinner over skype on a dial up internet connection

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January 2015
strifecro

I’m a Zoe HATER

twitchquotes: I’m hoping Zoe DIES xD I’m a Zoe HATER because she’s so cute and EVIL! People get so trolled by her bubble and her voice lines are SATANIC, like the one about cake! She’s super DEGENERATE but also smarter than she looks, just like SATAN as a kid XD
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April 2020

League of Legends

Goldshire Footman is one of my favorite cards

twitchquotes: Goldshire Footman quickly became one of my favorite cards. He might not be the strongest minion in the game, but he protects me without hesitation against large minions and the way he says "Ready for battle" always fills me with confidence :)
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January 2019

Hearthstone

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