[Copypasta] My son 🙇was SO cute today

twitchquotes: My son 🙇was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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May 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard

twitchquotes: Ｗｈｅｎ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｇｉｖｅｓ ｍｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｔａｒｅ， ｍｙ ｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｇｏｅｓ ａｌｌ ｂｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｄｉｄｇｅｒｉｄｏｏ ｏｖｅｒ ｍｙ ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ．
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twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
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ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid"

twitchquotes: ARAM, aka "Americans Running Around Mid," is a strategy employed by many LCS teams in order to tilt their opponents. However, its successfulness is questionable, especially since it made TL lose the fastest ever international Bo5.
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The giant salt monster known as Kripp

twitchquotes: All this salt has formed into the giant salt monster known as Kripp. For all the salt of the ocean can not keep him at bay. Blame RNG and lose! Then go to cast another player cause you can't play. The salt is real, the salt is kripp, and thats why he losses.
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Great day, isn't it Reynad?

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June 2015
Reynad
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