[Copypasta] Thanks Nivea!

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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