[Copypasta] I keep seeing people posting the same message

twitchquotes: Guys this is awkward, sorry I have to point this out. I keep seeing people posting the same message within very short periods of time, causing the auto scroll function to go crazy. Could you please follow the chat history more closely before you post and make the chat experience more pleasant for everyone? Thanks :)
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June 2019
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Red sus but with emojis (Among Us)

twitchquotes: Red šŸ”“ šŸ“› sus šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦. Red šŸ”“ šŸ”“ suuuus. I šŸ‘šŸ‘„ šŸ‘ said šŸ¤ šŸ—£ šŸ’¬šŸ‘±šŸæšŸ’¦ red šŸ‘¹ šŸ”“, sus šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦, hahahahaha šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£. Why šŸ¤” šŸ¤” arent you šŸ‘‰šŸ˜Æ šŸ‘ˆ laughing šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚? I šŸ‘šŸŠ šŸ‘„ just made šŸ‘‘ šŸ‘‘ a reference šŸ‘€šŸ‘„šŸ™€ šŸ‘€šŸ‘„šŸ™€ to the popular šŸ‘šŸ˜šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ video šŸ“¹ šŸ“¹ game šŸŽ® šŸŽ® "Among šŸ‡·šŸ‡“šŸŽ› šŸ’° Us šŸ‘Ø šŸ‘Ø"! How can you šŸ‘ˆ šŸ‘ˆ not laugh šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ at it? Emergeny meeting šŸ’Æ šŸ¤! Guys šŸ‘¦ šŸ‘Ø, this here guy šŸ‘Ø šŸ‘±šŸ»šŸ‘ØšŸ» doesnt laugh šŸ¤£ ā˜‘šŸ˜‚šŸ˜… at my funny šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜‚ šŸŗšŸ˜›šŸ˜ƒ Among šŸ’° šŸ’° Us šŸ‘Ø šŸ‘Ø memes šŸø šŸ˜‚! Lets šŸ™† šŸ™† beat āœŠšŸ‘ŠšŸ» šŸ˜°šŸ‘Š him šŸ‘“ šŸ‘Ø to death šŸ’€šŸ’„ā“ šŸ’€! Dead šŸ’€šŸ˜‚ ā˜  body šŸ’ƒ šŸ’ƒ reported ā˜Ž šŸ§! Skip šŸ§ šŸƒšŸ¼! Skip šŸ§ šŸ§! Vote šŸ” šŸ” blue šŸ’™ šŸ’™! Blue šŸ’™ šŸ’™ was not an impostor šŸ˜Ž šŸ˜ . Among šŸ˜‚ šŸ™†šŸ½šŸ…° us šŸ‘Ø šŸ‘Ø in a nutshell šŸ˜  šŸ˜  hahahaha šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘‹ šŸ˜‚. What?! Youre still šŸ¤žšŸ™Œ šŸ¤žšŸ™Œ not laughing šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ your šŸ‘‰ šŸ‘‰ ass šŸ‘ šŸ…° off šŸ““ šŸ““ā˜ ? I šŸ‘ šŸ‘ made šŸ‘‘ šŸ‘‘ SEVERAL šŸ’Æ šŸ’Æ funny šŸ˜€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜› šŸ˜ƒā“ references šŸ‘€šŸ‘„šŸ™€ šŸ“– to Among šŸ’° šŸ’‘šŸ‘Øā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘ØšŸ‘©ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘© Us šŸ‘Ø šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø and YOU šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼ šŸ˜‚šŸ‘‰šŸ”„ STILL šŸ¤žšŸ™Œ šŸ™„ ARENT LAUGHING šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ŽšŸ’¦??!!! Bruh āš  šŸ˜³šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚. Ya šŸ™šŸŽ¼ šŸ™€ hear šŸ‘‚ šŸ‘‚ that? Wooooooosh šŸ’¦šŸ‘½šŸ‘¾ šŸ’¦šŸ‘½šŸ‘¾. Whats šŸ˜¦ šŸ˜¦ woooosh šŸš šŸš? Oh šŸ™€ šŸ™€, nothing āŒ šŸš«. Just the sound šŸ‘‚ šŸ”Š of a joke šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ flying āœˆ āœˆ over šŸ˜³šŸ™ŠšŸ’¦ šŸ” your šŸ‘‰ šŸ‘‰ head šŸ’† šŸ’†. Whats šŸ˜¦ šŸ¤” that? You šŸ‘ˆ šŸ‘‰ think šŸ’­ šŸ’­ im šŸ‘Œ šŸ’˜ annoying šŸ˜  šŸ˜ ? Kinda šŸ™… šŸ™… sus šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦, bro šŸ‘† šŸŒˆā˜ŗšŸ‘¬. Hahahaha šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚! Anyway šŸ”› šŸ”›, yea šŸ˜€ šŸ’Æ, gotta šŸ‘‰ šŸ‘‰ go šŸƒ šŸƒ do tasks āœ” šŸ“‹. Hahahaha šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚!
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December 2020

Among Us / Amogus

CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: ą¼¼;Ā“ ą¼Žąŗ¶ Ū ą¼Žąŗ¶ ą¼½ Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. ą¼¼;Ā“ ą¼Žąŗ¶ Ū ą¼Žąŗ¶ ą¼½
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August 2014
Kripp

UwU in the streets

twitchquotes: iā€™m an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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February 2019

My boss recently discovered Among Us

Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behaviour has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as 'crewmates'. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was "faking his tasks" and is "acting sus". I confronted my boss telling him that his behaviour lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled "kicked!" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting "among drip" from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an "emergency meeting", instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely "sus". He repeatedly yelled "you're the impostor", telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been "ejected". I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me Reddit! I have nowhere else to turn.
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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