[Copypasta] I keep seeing people posting the same message

twitchquotes: Guys this is awkward, sorry I have to point this out. I keep seeing people posting the same message within very short periods of time, causing the auto scroll function to go crazy. Could you please follow the chat history more closely before you post and make the chat experience more pleasant for everyone? Thanks :)
twitch chat
June 2019
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xQc toxic twat

twitchquotes: I mean, itā€™s XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of yaā€™lll watch him as an OW pro? Letā€™s be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel wonā€™t die, itā€™s filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, heā€™ll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.
twitch chat
November 2020
xQcOW

The attack of Trump's iluminati mods

twitchquotes: Three years have past since the attack of trumps iluminati mods.Reynad, Kripp and a handful of twitch users hid in a cave far away from Value Town, the last stronghold of the spam. ā€™ā€™Pass me some OJā€™ā€™ said the Krippā€¦Reynad smiledā€¦.there wasnā€™t any left #Rekt.
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November 2014
Reynad

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I donā€™t know if youā€™re new here, so Iā€™ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donā€™t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iā€™ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donā€™t think I have to explain why you donā€™t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youā€™ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
January 2024

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My mom took away my Xbox

twitchquotes: My mom took away my Xbox. This is the saddest moment in my life. The most pain and unimaginable suffering I have ever felt before. Have I been a bad boy? Is that why she did what she did? I donā€™t know. I have so many questions. I also have depression because of lack of Xbox. I canā€™t play Minecraft. I love Minecraft so so much, itā€™s my favorite game in the entire world. Why would she take such joy and happiness away from me? Does she think I do bad things on there? If so, she should know that I join good Christian Minecraft servers only. Thatā€™s it.... I give up. I canā€™t fr*cking take another painful second of this anymore. This torture is what has been depressing me for so long. I swear to h**k, Iā€™ll get that Xbox back if it kills me.
twitch chat
December 2018

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

twitchquotes: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. Thereā€™s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in todayā€™s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Donā€™t call yourself Italian if you werenā€™t baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.
twitch chat
November 2019
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