[Copypasta] The Moon isn't so great?

twitchquotes: The Moon isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw an astronomical object with such an ability and movement within the celestial plane? The Moon puts the eclipse game to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a planet with its skill and passion for moving in front of things again. The Sun breaks records. Earth breaks records. The Moon breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
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June 2019
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What if we all send the same message?

twitchquotes: :thinking: what if we all send the same message? :thinking:
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Good Morning

twitchquotes: ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜) GOOD MORNING ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜)
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If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐Ÿ˜ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โŒ๐ŸŒโ˜„๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐Ÿ˜ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒน. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐Ÿค 
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Kripp

Ten reasons why you can't move to Scotland

Tin resins why ye canae move tae Sco'land. Win - We dinnae want ye here Tae - Yer nae hard enough Threh - Ye wouldnae like the wither (and ye wouldne ken hoo tae describ it - dreich, drookit, haar, etc) Fir - Yer a dafty who couldne git intae oor big skels and dinnae ken aboot the Sco'ish Enlightinment Fiv - Yer a big girruls blouse and cannae keep up wi oor drinkin Sex - Yed get snapped in hoff if ye played fitbaw wi us sivvun - Ye coodnae handle the patter It - Wae dinnae wint ye drivin up the hoos prices Nin - Yer pribly a jobbyjabber who likes it it in the backsie Tin - Oor wimmun boke at the sight of ye If somehoo ye dae mit the abuv requirmints then ye can enter but ye must promis to vote fi SNP, the ONLY party that trilly represents Sco'land. Fuck off hame any English cunts.
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Me and you know the real struggle

twitchquotes: Reynaldo, I have consistently around ten viewers, and its so annoying whenever I stream because I constantly get sniped, these plebs wouldn't understand, me and you know the real struggle. I have an 100% win rate when im not streaming and only a 5% when I am, just like you.
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Reynad
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