[Copypasta] This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ “This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!” ☑ “My Rania can't win against a hot blonde like that” ☑ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" ☑ "She had the perfect cameltoe" ☑ “There was nothing I couldn't do to her” ☑ “I ate her perfectly” ☑ “What a slut”
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July 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

I used to be a real ad
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Leifman is part of the Third Reich

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎ ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｍｏｄ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｔ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｒ９ｋ． ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｄｅｌｅｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｐａｓｔａ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｏｎｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ａｄｏｌｆ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｒｄ ｒｅｉｃｈ．ž
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March 2014
Kripp

He knew he was a sellout

twitchquotes: On November 10th, 2014, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan was found to be severely delusional. He began wandering around his home, mumbling 'brofist' and 'subscribe'. As his weak fist was placed gently on the webcam, a single tear ran down his cheek. He knew he was a sellout.
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November 2014
Kripp

sellout

Kripp Fapparian

twitchquotes: After the execution of Cattarian, orchestrated by House Fapparian, Rania Cattarian of House Cattarian vowed to take revenge on her husband and the king of Twitcheros, Kripp Fapparian. Rania infiltrated Kripp's Landing to sprinkle PJSalt on Kripp's foodies during the royal streaming session. Kripp's last words were, "***, I'M NEVER LUCKY!"
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February 2015
Kripp

Kripp the adult film actor

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July 2014
Kripp

Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
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June 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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