[Copypasta] i peed white

Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat

twitchquotes: Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat, I heard that you were complaining about my excesive meowing. I dont complain about having to hear you talk to yourself for 8 hours while playing that stupid game so I expect the same. Come here and feed me scrub CoolCat

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October 2015

imaqtpie

Scrapper from Mr Bean

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September 2021

I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.

March 2022

WallStreetBets

I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing

I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds. I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching. Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened. I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled. Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.

April 2021

WEEBS DESERVE RESPECT

twitchquotes: PunOko

WEEBS

DESERVE

RESPECT

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May 2017

[Copypasta] i peed white

Hello Miguel Santander, this is your cat, Mellow Cat

Scrapper from Mr Bean

I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

WallStreetBets

I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing

WEEBS DESERVE RESPECT

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