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Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say
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Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say. Seraphine isnāt āimaginary.ā She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnāt reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
Thatās why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. Thereās just not mushroom for Italian chefs in todayās world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Donāt call yourself Italian if you werenāt baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.
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Ruining my twitch chat experience
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You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
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Don't install Talking Roby
When I was 8 years old, I was searching for apps that were like Talking Tom. I found one that was called āTalking Roby The Robotā, I was curious so I downloaded it and installed it. I played it and I enjoyed every single second of it. I was a big fan of Roby. But when, it was 3 AM, my mom was sleeping so I now could use the phone without mom knowing, Tried the text to speech feature and typed the words āsing like dickā. The robot said āsing like dickā. I almost laughed too hard after seeing that. I recorded it and uploaded it to YouTube. after uploading it, I heard The Exorcist theme playing in the living room radio. I was shocked, I couldnāt move, and then Roby himself came out of my closet and said āsing like dickā. I was crying in fear, āis this a nightmare?ā I asked. Roby said ānoā. I was scared, this was real all along? And then Roby bled at me with hyper-realistic eyes and said: ā666ā. I was crying, and then he disappeared. My life has changed after that moment. Donāt install Talking Roby.
YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! 
_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.