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Our most powerful technique - Submode
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EU is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport
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EMEA βEarliest Movement to Every Airportβ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %
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πππππππππππ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βΏβ―βΏβ―βΏ) ππππππππππππππ
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My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoβs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyβve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendβs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heβs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnβt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherβs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iβm literally pissing myself as I write this.