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We wish you a Merry Krippmas
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i forgor 💀
nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
you forgor 💀 how to be original.
you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember 😁"
yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
you forgor 💀 how to be original.
you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember 😁"
yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao