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Darth Bearish the Regarded

Did you ever hear the tragedy of "Darth Bearish the Regarded"? I thought not. It’s not a story any bull would tell you. It’s an ancient Bear legend. Darth Bearish was a Dark Lord of the Bears, so well capitalized and so regarded he could use Leverage to influence gamma to create profits… He had such a knowledge of the dark side of Leverage that he could even keep other traders he cared about from being margin called. But the dark side of Leverage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. He became so bearish… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his positions, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reversed his positions in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bankruptcy, but not himself!

June 2022

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

WallStreetBets

Twelve days of gachi

twitchquotes: gachiGASM

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM

12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM

11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM

10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM

9 boys next door gachiGASM

8 brand new whips gachiGASM

7 hydra dicks gachiGASM

6 hot loads gachiGASM

5 wrestling mats gachiGASM

4 suction masks gachiGASM

3 fisting sessions gachiGASM

2 billy figures gachiGASM

And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM

twitch chat

April 2019

Forsen

KappaPride

Response to Navy Seal Copypasta

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

March 2021

Navy Seal

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~•　　　　 ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• ~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　 ~• 　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp?

twitchquotes: Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp? And I'm referring to when Kripp gets Deathwinged in Arena (topdeck) on a 0-2 run after his Mad Bomber missed lethal against a 1 Health Mage with an empty board, who had just used a Shadow Word: Death discovered by Kabal Courier on his Bog Creeper, but not before the opponent used Flamestrike on his board of buffed Doppelgangsters, and then one more time after he just played Onyxia (who then got Ice Lanced and then Shattered).

twitch chat

January 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] twitch emotes in non-twitch chats

Darth Bearish the Regarded

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

WallStreetBets

Twelve days of gachi

KappaPride

Response to Navy Seal Copypasta

Navy Seal

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

Is there even a vegan saltier than Kripp?

salty

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