[Copypasta] BALDING not MALDING

twitchquotes: Look at all of these non-intellectuals in chat. They struggle so hard to spell simple words such as "bald". They always type "mald" in chat instead. The pure stupidity in chat makes me lose hair in a way in which my hairline recedes aka "BALDING" not "MALDING".
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July 2019
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Ban one elephant

twitchquotes: šŸ˜ BAN šŸ˜ ONE šŸ˜ ELEPHANT šŸ˜ AND šŸ˜ YOU šŸ˜ GET šŸ˜ THE šŸ˜ WHOLE šŸ˜ PARADE šŸ˜
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NA is just so free

twitchquotes: As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
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November 2020

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UwU in the streets

twitchquotes: iā€™m an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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Fancy BOOSTED

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