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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
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β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)βBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β β amazW β krippW β trumpW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β loidW β mitchW β reckW β sodaW β taymooW β PLEB TEST PASSED
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plebs vs subs
Imaqtpie, where are you listening to this VILE music?!
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QT have you no shame? Listening to this VILE music full of cussing and vulgar language, N word this, N word that. I mean is this really what you want you viewers to be influenced by? I expected more from you Michael 'imaqtpie' Santana.
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Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream
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"Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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League of Legends
Jared we need to talk, are you boosted?
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"Jared we need to talk" said QT sitting down at the table. "We think you have a problem" said Dom. " are you boosted?" they asked in unison. Jared began to break down and cry as he looked at his D3 account. "I dont think I'll ever get to play with you guys again unless I do" said Jared. "Quit being a *** pussy" said Dom and QT as Jared eyed the glock on the table next to them.
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Boosted Animal Jared
League of Legends
We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin
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Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
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