[Copypasta] I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!

twitchquotes: In 1992 a man named Micheal Santana was born. Before even being a Double Decade old he was a celebrity. As king of the Big D**k Club, Micheal boasted a massive 76-inch Donger. With his donger her conquered many a foe and is revered as one of the greatest men alive. With his daily blessings to his following he has amassed quite an army. I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!
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October 2014
imaqtpie
I used to be a real ad
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༼ つ _ ༽つGreetings twitch chat

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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐ ✓ amazW ✓ krippW ✓ trumpW ✓ reynadW ✓ kolentoW ✓ bajW ✓ dewW ✓ emjaneW ✓ forsenW ✓ krippW ✓ loidW ✓ mitchW ✓ reckW ✓ sodaW ✓ taymooW ✓ PLEB TEST PASSED
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imaqtpie

plebs vs subs

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