In 1992 a man named Micheal Santana was born. Before even being a Double Decade old he was a celebrity. As king of the Big Dick Club, Micheal boasted a massive 76-inch Donger. With his donger her conquered many a foe and is revered as one of the greatest men alive. With his daily blessings to his following he has amassed quite an army. I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!
Imaqtpie submits his Pocket Pick
twitchquotes:Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
Hi Mr Santana. Marc Merrill here. Your recent submission to our 'Pocket Pick' video series left us scratching our chins. Whilst we agree that pepperoni has a nice "twang", the video was supposed to be about your favorite champion, NOT your favorite Hot Pocket. We would appreciate it if you could remake the video, thanks.
Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime
twitchquotes:Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now
twitchquotes: I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now ResidentSleeper I really want to fight this ResidentSleeper Wait that actually killed me? ResidentSleeper Holy shit I played that so bad ResidentSleeper
The knights of spamalot
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