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Copypaste this within the next ten seconds to prove you aren't a mobile user 
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I used to be a real ad
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i'm a gourmet god
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if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". 
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Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed
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Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.
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DisguisedToast
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1/1 Webspinner
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Hi Reynad, I just wanted to thank you for not ruining my life. I was lucky enough to go on a date with a girl last night and she ended up wanting to ride my 1/1 webspinner. She wasn't on birth control but luckily I was able to use code TEMPOSTORM to get 100% off teenage parenthood 
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Reynad
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TWITCH RAIN
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GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!
GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฎโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ IM SERIOUSLY NOT LYING!!! My mom is also the impostor and she says i can meet him as long as i sign papers saying i canโt expose who he is to other crewmates ๐ฑ๐ฑ This is so epic I will be updating and IM NOT LYING IF YOU THINK IM LYING THEN LEAVE ๐คฌ๐คฌ Should I ask to report my mom cause she is sus?