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Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed
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Kripparian's true name is Octavian. Octavian is derived from the Latin word for 8. Latin was the language of Rome. Rome fell to Barbarians. Kripp played a Barbarian. Barbarian is 9 letters. Kripparrian is 11 letters. 9/11. Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed.
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I just nutted to your comment FAQ (Reddit)
I just nutted to your comment.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to:
⢠â you being a femboy, ⢠â Spreading sti infections, ⢠â Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s.
## Am I banned from the Reddit?
No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I will continue to nut until you stop being so hot đŠ Remember: Iâm horny uwu
You have to concede... He has a wisp
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You have to concede... He has a wisp
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Hafu
This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnât change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your âjokesâ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say âoh Iâm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyâ????? Youâre not. Saying âpenisâ or when asked to say a joke âmy lifeâ isnât fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of âhumourâ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. âSo leave the subâ that wonât fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your âjokesâ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outđ
My girlfriendâs dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)
My girlfriendâs dad is a banking exec, I told him Iâm all in on crypto
He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool.
He seemed disappointed that his daughterâs boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasnât sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy.
I donât know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesnât get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but Iâm going to stand up for what I believe in.
Ramble over.