[Copypasta] Prove you aren't a mobile user

twitchquotes: Copypaste this within the next ten seconds to prove you aren't a mobile user LUL LUL LUL LUL
twitch chat
August 2019
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More Copypastas

Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor!

twitchquotes: Hey what's up kripp, it's jeremy your neighbor! I see you're in the office again and playing animated poker - hope everythings well with the wife and garden. Say that lawnmower you borrowed last month; I was wondering when I could expect that back because I noticed your lawn was trimmed no less than three weeks ago but you have yet to bring back my mower. Anyhow , could use that mower. Just checking in but it would be great if I could get that mower back. Thanks again.
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

twitchquotes: πŸ€” In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs? Or is each bug is giving him 1/10th of a hug? πŸ€”
twitch chat
June 2017

Dragon Rider

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August 2018

I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC

twitchquotes: (sponsored message) WOW! I love the way this game looks. The graphics are great and the framerate is perfect! I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC and just moving over to mobile because this seems like the far superior product. Thank you Kripp for showing me this amazing new game.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus

twitchquotes: bᎽ α’αŽ¬αŽͺᎠαŽ₯ᏁᎢ ᏆhαŽ₯s mᎬssαŽͺᎢᎬ ᎽᎾu αŽͺα’αŽ¬ ᏁᎾᎳ αŽ₯ᏁfαŽ¬αŸα†αŽ¬αŽ  ᎳαŽ₯Ꮖh ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus. α†αŽΎ αŽΆαŽ¬α† ᏒαŽ₯Ꭰ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus, ᎽᎾu musᏆ ᏒαŽͺss αŽ₯Ꮖ ᎾᏁ α†αŽΎ ᏆhᎬ ᏟhαŽͺT γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ I'm cured!!
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp
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