[Copypasta] Prove you aren't a mobile user

twitchquotes: Copypaste this within the next ten seconds to prove you aren't a mobile user LUL LUL LUL LUL
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August 2019
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Your anime dreams will not happen

You will never be Japanese. You will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutiepie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime. You will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations. You'll always be a loser.
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MagicAmy should play as a spy in TF2

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) MagicAmy you should play as a spy in TF2 so you can justify being a shapeshifting backstabbing sociopath (◕‿◕✿)
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Please fulfill my dreams Kripp

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