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Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
And for a moment the two felt unsalted
twitchquotes:I love salt too.β Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Krippβs and smirked. βAre you trying to top-deck me?β protests Kripparroni, as Saltnad blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. βWeak tempo play, Reynad.β The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted.
I love salt too.β Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Krippβs and smirked. βAre you trying to top-deck me?β protests Kripparroni, as Saltnad blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. βWeak tempo play, Reynad.β The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted.
We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin
twitchquotes:Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
twitchquotes:β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)βBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β β amazW β krippW β trumpW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β loidW β mitchW β reckW β sodaW β taymooW β PLEB TEST PASSED
β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)βBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β β amazW β krippW β trumpW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β loidW β mitchW β reckW β sodaW β taymooW β PLEB TEST PASSED
Doesn't mean I'm a virgin
twitchquotes:π‘ Just because I watch Kripp π‘ doesn't mean I'm a virgin π‘ It's just a coincidence π‘