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Copypaste this within the next ten seconds to prove you aren't a mobile user 
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$600 should last us for at least 5 months
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
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My e-girl e-cheated on me
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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born
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(ββΏββΏ) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (ββΏββΏ)
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HADOUKEN
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ΰΌΌγ€ΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½γ€ β=β‘Ξ£O)) HADOUKEN
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump
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Mom's house β No talents β No gf β No friends β No midnight kiss β Spending New years eve on twitch β Must be us
Mom's house β No talents β No gf β No friends β No midnight kiss β Spending New years eve on twitch β Must be us
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