[Copypasta] My kids were listening to Lil Nas X

My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesnโ€™t he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole youโ€™re a life saver!
April 2021
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There was a bug in the toilet

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธIT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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July 2020

The Headbutts will be random

twitchquotes: "Tสœแด‡ สœแด‡แด€แด…ส™แดœแด›แด›s แดกษชสŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด€ษดแด…แดแด" Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด…แด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด‡s. Aษดแด… sแด แด€ ษดแด‡แดก า“แด€แด„แด›ษชแดษด แดา“ sแดœส™s แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™แดส€ษด. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›แด‡แด…, แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดส™แดœแด›แด›แด‡แด…. Sแดแดษด แด€ แดกแด€ส€ แด‡ส€แดœแด˜แด›แด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด›แดกแด‡แด‡ษด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดกแด, แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„แด‹แด‡แด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s, แด€สŸสŸ ส™แด‡แด„แดแดษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด›ส..
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ อกยฐ) YOU CAME TO THE WRONG CIRCUS ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ ( อกยฐ อœโ—ฏ อกยฐ)
twitch chat
June 2015
Forsen

I've won 69 rounds of Fortnite

twitchquotes: ๐“›๐“˜๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“พ๐“น ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ, ๐“ฒ'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ๐“ป 90 ๐”‚๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ'๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ถ๐“ฎ? ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ, ๐“ฒ'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“ท 69 ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ผ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ฝ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ฝ. ๐“˜'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ท๐“๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ, ๐“˜ ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฐ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“น๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ผ. ๐“จ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ผ๐”€๐“ช๐“ฝ, ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ.
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September 2018

Fortnite

HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON

twitchquotes: Jebaited HEY ADVERTISERS Jebaited YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON Jebaited NEED PROOF? Jebaited I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS Jebaited
twitch chat
September 2018
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