My kids were listening to old town road by Lil Nas X and one of my kids asked me doesnβt he worship satan? Thinking face I said yes son sadly he does. I had to turn on No role modelz by J Cole to cheer him up My kids idolize someone better now! Thank you J Cole youβre a life saver!
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Ebolus enchantus
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(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus(β© Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)βββοΎ. * γ» ο½‘οΎ Ebolus enchantus
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Hey Jon Snow, im drafting a rogue deck in arena
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Hey Jon Snow, im drafting a rogue deck in arena and i'm 29 cards in. Should I pick backstab (like you got backstabbed by your fellow brothers), betrayal (like how they betrayed you) or shiv (like how you got shived multiple times).
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moon2LULT wasn't dropped due to lack of popularity
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Don't get it twisted chat. moon2LULT wasn't dropped due to lack of popularity or for a better emote or anything. It was a selfish desire to personally absolve the broadcaster of his poor use of ultimate abilities. He wants to forget, but this we cannot allow. Every McCree Q to respawn, we moon2LULT. Every Winston ult jumping off the edge, we moon2LULT. Every time he presses Q at 20 HP and dies instantly, we moon2LULT. You must be vigilant, vertical scrolling communication room. moon2LULT
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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat
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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
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