[Copypasta] I like the chat clean of copypasta messages

twitchquotes: I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
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January 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Genuine Kripp Smile

twitchquotes: Look at him, look at that smile. That's a genuine Kripp Smileā„¢ there if I ever saw one. Now chat, if you pay close attention you'll realize that these rare, genuine demonstrations of happiness only actually happen when Kripp is playing Hearthstone. Not Artifact, not Magic, not anything else. Hearthstone is where Kripp's heart really is at. We just have to understand and support that, no matter what.
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter?

Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter? Iā€™ve never heard that joke before, but itā€™s so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. Thereā€™s a new funniest man in town. Holy shit, I just canā€™t get over this joke. Iā€™m giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kidā€™s Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, ā€œI hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.ā€ I will tell my children, and my childrenā€™s children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. Iā€™m fucking simultaneously shitting and cumming because this joke is just so funny. Holy shit. That was an amazing joke, my guy. Iā€™m gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. Itā€™s gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, ā€œI identify as an attack helicopter.ā€ Itā€™ll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just canā€™t believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think Iā€™m going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I canā€™t believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think Iā€™m going to go to the hospital and fucking die from laughing to hard, but thatā€™s okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I wonā€™t forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
June 2021

Man i love bull markets

Man i love bull markets. Tried to type in the ticker for MAXN yesterday to buy some but MAGN came up instead. Didn't know wtf it was but I was too lazy to redo my search so I bought that instead and it started mooning.
December 2020

WallStreetBets

I'm done with this chat

twitchquotes: That's it, I'm done. *** this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to *** Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be *** smarter discourse.
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March 2014

Classic

Iā€™m sick and tired of people stating that Hunter takes no skill

twitchquotes: Iā€™m sick and tired of people stating that Hunter takes no skill. What about when you have to play Unleash and go face, or how about when you have to equip the bow and go face. Then thereā€™s those times where you have to drop Wolfrider or Arcane Golum and go face. Seriously people just hate because they don't appreciate how hard it is to smash your head on the keyboard and still manage to click the arrow on your opponents Face. No Copy Pastachino Cappachino Postachio Mochachino Hunterino Pepperino Jelly Queeno
twitch chat
February 2015
Forsen
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