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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iโm more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusโ and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canโt accept me youโre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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SPAM THIS PONG TO FREE HONG KONG
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SPAM ๐ THIS ๐ PONG ๐ TO ๐ FREE ๐ HONG ๐ KONG ๐
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How to prank your school principle
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
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Profesionali playertti of Defenders of the Agnolotti
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hello, il mio nome is GIROLAMO SAVORANOLA I my italiano. I want be profesionali playeretti of Defenders of the Agnolotti. the I sold all my spaghetti so i can bought a branderini new coputterini and farma all gaems. Per favore no coperinato pasterinato caramel macchiato
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