I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body (normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:
For Women.
On the backs of the oppressed, I ascend the plebian ladder
twitchquotes:เป( โขฬ โญ อสโฎ โขฬ )เฅญ On the backs of the oppressed, i ascend the plebian ladder. เป( โขฬ โญ อสโฎ โขฬ )เฅญ
เป( โขฬ โญ อสโฎ โขฬ )เฅญ On the backs of the oppressed, i ascend the plebian ladder. เป( โขฬ โญ อสโฎ โขฬ )เฅญ
This guy's deck is CRAZY
twitchquotes:This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ โHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect cards" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectlyโ
This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ โHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect cards" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectlyโ
My name is Shigekiyo Yangu
twitchquotes:My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.
My name is Shigekiyo Yangu. I'm a second-year at Budogaoka Middle School. I weigh 110 kilograms, and my Papa and Mama call me "Shigechi". "Shige-chan" turned into "Shigechi". My turtle I have at home is named Gonta. The other day I was wondering if the 41 yen, 62 yen and 150 yen stamps all tasted different, so I was licking them, and Mama yelled at me. This is a picture of my Mama, who yelled at me.