[Copypasta] So you're going by "Activision-Blizzard" now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by "Activision-Blizzard" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Riot from Highschool. Remember me? Me and Gaben used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Hearthstone the game you had a crush on? Yeah, I have the better card game now. I make over 200 billion a year selling skins and I drive a Boeing 787. I guess some things never change huh loser? Good luck at 'Blizzcon' lol. Pathetic.."
twitch chat
October 2019
Riot Games announces a new card game, fighting game, shooter, and many more projects in a massive 10th anniversary announcement.
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: οΌ‘ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｆｒｏｍ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½Œο½ο½•ο½„ο½“ ｏｆ ｃｙｂｅｒ ο½“ο½ο½ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ａ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½—ο½‰ο½Žο½„ ο½‚ο½Œο½…ο½— ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ａ ｍｅｒｅ Ｐａｓｔｅｒ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌŒ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｆｒｏｇ ｏｆ ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½•ο½Žο½–ο½…ο½‰ο½Œο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŽ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“ ο½†ο½ο½’ο½…ο½”ο½ο½Œο½„ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆοΌŒ ａ ο½“ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½ο½’οΌŽ ａ ο½ο½…ο½“ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½ˆοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｒｉｓｅ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Žο½†ο½ο½Œο½Œ ｏｆ ο½ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½… ｍｅｒｅ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌ‡ο½“ ｆｅｅｔ ο½Žο½…ο½ο½’ο½Œο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½ο½ο½“ο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½“ο½”ο½’ο½•ο½ƒο½‹ ｂｙ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½… ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½ο½Ž ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½—ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ ο½‚ο½’ο½…ο½ο½”ο½ˆ ｗａｓ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ｔｏ ｓｐｒｅａｄ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｇｏｏｄ ο½Žο½…ο½—ο½“οΌŽ
twitch chat
April 2015
SingSing

Cattarrian warns Pupparrian

twitchquotes: "Welcome to your new home,” says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. β€œFlee,” warns the Cattarrian, β€œThe Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.”
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
twitch chat
January 2017

Classic

I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much

twitchquotes: I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much. All they do is spam a stupid copy pasta or some other moronic emote and circlejerk with each other. Why can't they do something productive with their lives? I tell everyone on Reddit about this and they all agree that Twitch Chat is ridiculous and stupid. And they all hope that they get Moonmoon_ow's attention by spamming, rather than having intelligent discussions with others and the streamer, I'm going back to Reddit.
twitch chat
June 2017
MOONMOON

single least favorite form of communication

twitchquotes: Honestly, 99% of the time, twitch chat is the stupidest thing alive. That and copypasta is my single least favorite form of communication, somehow being incredibly lazy and entirely impersonal all at once.
twitch chat
August 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing