[Copypasta] Leave the competition to the the competitors

twitchquotes: WHY in the FUCK do you PLEBS roll in here and think you can backseat game the GREAT [insert streamer name]. He is a god who floats in your sea of wrong on his ship of right. His plays are FLAWLESS and every loss he takes is pure, unadultared, rng, bullshit. Get your tiny minds out of here and go watch something more casual!! Leave the competition to the the competitors. [insert streamer name] god has essential work to do.
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April 2020
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Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
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September 2015
Kripp

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โฃ โ ดโ –โ ’โ šโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ’โ ’โ ฒโขคโก€โข€โก€โ คโ โ ’โ โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ถโขฎโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃ™โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃถโฃนโฃทโฃฆโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฏโฃจโฃโฃนโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขโขˆโฃงโ โ € โฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โกคโ žโขณโกคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกค โขฆโฃโก›โ ’โ ถโ คโขคโฃคโฃคโ ถโ ถโฃ›โฃกโ €โฃฐโ Ÿโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โข€โฃด โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ –โ ›โข›โฃ‹โกตโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ ขโข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโ ›โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ พโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โฃ‡โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฅโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขป โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก›โ ›โ ›โ นโ ฟโ ปโ ถโขถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃดโกถโ ฟ โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃ„โฃ€โกจโ €โกโ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โขˆโฃจโฃค โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‹โ ›โ ณโขทโ ถโฃพโฃฏโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโกพโฃงโฃžโ ›โฃปโ  โ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโขฟโฃฆโฃคโฃฆโฃฐโฃ„โฃ„โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃผโ Ÿโ €
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December 2019

Pepe

PogChamp

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Would you like to get rich by running your own business

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
March 2021

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Dex sits in a huge doghouse

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a huge doghouse. Full and content because of his "kibbles and bits" diet, he's too happy to move. He's so happy, and enjoys life. He knows his owner has hope of a 12 win run. He knows he could draw attention to himself, since he's the king of his house. In a single act of pride, Dex barks to give Kripp his praise. "Good boy Dex" is his response.
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April 2018
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