[Copypasta] Year 2025, Riot takes over the world

twitchquotes: The year is 2025, Riot has finished acquiring Facebook and Google as well as the country of Germany, making it the first nation in terms of GDP. All games, electronic devices, appliances and vehicles are to be produced and purchased from Riot only, failure to do so may result in being set to League Reformation Camps.
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October 2019

League of Legends

Riot Games announces a new card game, fighting game, shooter, and many more projects in a massive 10th anniversary announcement.
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Why aren't there any NA teams at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys Iā€™m new here. But isnā€™t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itā€™s really unfair that there arenā€™t any NA teams, why isnā€™t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Seraphine is real. I donā€™t care what you want to say

twitchquotes: Seraphine is real. I donā€™t care what you want to say. Seraphine isnā€™t ā€œimaginary.ā€ She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnā€™t reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her. Thatā€™s why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
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November 2020

League of Legends

LCS, aka "Lair of Cosplayers and Streamers"

twitchquotes: LCS, aka "Lair of Cosplayers and Streamers", is a tournament from Riot NA that is often ridiculed for its fiesta games and questionable Jayce and Pyke players. It is specifically known for never winning internationally and its NARAM gameplay.
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July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Where were you when TL beat Invictus fucking Gaming

twitchquotes: Where were you when TL beat Invictus fucking Gaming, the reigning World Champions, 3-1? This series is going down in history. No one will ever dare to call NA a wildcard region again. It's not just C9 anymore, the gap is closed. 8 years of being memed as a 4fun region, 8 years of people laughing at Doublelift being an international choker, enough is enough. We poked this monster too much, it finally got pissed, woke up, and it's fucking hungry.
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May 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Hey Imaqtpie, I think you should play Kogmaw

twitchquotes: Hey imaqtpie, theres a new champ named kogmaw who i think would be perfect for your playstyle. Kogmaw is capable of doing damage after hes been killed and I think you could really benefit from that passive ability. Hope this helps!
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June 2019
imaqtpie

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