[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument

twitchquotes: Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
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Atheists … what if you die and you find out it is all real?

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Weebs

Same

twitchquotes: The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of my plat promos. The season will end in 7 minutes. We're down by bot turret with our team as we push our lead. I see Scott rolling in as Rammus, traveling at a speed that would put Sonic himself to shame. His words echo through my $5 earbuds. "I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, the single word that could be heard around the world. "Same!" Galio prepares himself before leaping into the air, and delivering a devastating blow to the enemies' backline. We did it. The enemy team retreats back into their low elo. I was platinum. With a farewell to Scott for his outstanding work, I drag myself to my bed, ready to fall asleep. My phone chimes. Checking the notifications, I saw only one. A text from Clown9 Sneaky. The message brought a tear to my eye. The message simply read: ā€œI’m proud of you.ā€ Now very emotional, I typed a reply. "Same."
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twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad 😩 šŸ’¦ he's so smart šŸ¤“ šŸ“š and cute 😘 šŸ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him šŸ‘„ 😘 lick him šŸ‘… šŸ˜› and finger him šŸ‘‰ šŸ‘Œ I would fuck him šŸ† šŸ’¦ then I'd get him pregnant 🤰 šŸ‘¶ and we'd raise our own little baby šŸ‘ØšŸ‘ØšŸ‘¦ šŸ‘¦ and play fortnite with him šŸŽ® āŒØļø xd
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