[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
twitch chat
November 2019
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Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day

twitchquotes: Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day. Still waiting for you to pick up me and Cattarian from the "Foster Care" fun park that you left us at a few months ago. Tell Motherania that we miss her too. If you dont pick us up soon we'll be forced to work in the salt mines. Love, Kripp Jr
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚OMG πŸ˜‚ you’re so FUNNY 🀣 🀣 so quirky πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ πŸ€ͺ so different 🀩absolute crackhead energy πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ comedic genius🧠 πŸ˜‚ I literally can’t ❌ breathe 😭 i’m crying dude 😭😭 that was so hilarious πŸ˜† u really got the whole squad laughing πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ˜‚πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦πŸ˜‚πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ high IQ comedy 🧠🧠 how’d you come up with that πŸ§πŸ˜‚ really original work πŸ˜‚ never seen πŸ™ˆ or heard πŸ™‰ anything like that before πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ great πŸ‘ job πŸ‘πŸ‘ keep up the funnies πŸ‘‘πŸ€£πŸ‘‘ i love you πŸ’• 😘 you’re my inspiration 🀩🀩🀩 if only i were as funny πŸ˜„ or smart πŸ€“ or cool 😎 as you πŸ˜” but its whatever I’ll continue to watch πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘ your content πŸŽ₯🀳 because it ❌NEVER EVER❌ fails to make me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thank you πŸ™ for existing πŸ˜‡ and doing what you do ❀️❀️
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Perfect LUL Pyramid

LUL only real LULer can build this perfect pyramid LUL LUL . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! LUL LUL LUL And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! LUL LUL LUL LUL
twitch chat
June 2016

Classic

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: οΌ’ games at ο½”ο½ˆο½… same ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½…οΌŸ ο½†ο½‰ο½Œο½”ο½ˆο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ ο½’ο½…ο½ο½Œ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½… gamers ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ at ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½” οΌ” games ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½„ tied ο½‚ο½…ο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½‰ο½’ ο½‚ο½ο½ƒο½‹οΌŽ ο½“ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½•ο½“ο½Œο½™ ο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ if you ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” to keep your viewers you better step it ο½•ο½οΌŽ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½’ο½…ο½Œο½™οΌŒ a ο½“ο½ο½ο½Ž to be ο½…ο½˜οΌο½‹ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½Œο½…ο½”
twitch chat
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Kripp

This is my son Nestor

twitchquotes: For all those wondering, this is my son Nestor. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago and lives with me in Florida. I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.
twitch chat
June 2020
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