[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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Thinking of the greatest Hearthstone player

twitchquotes: Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth donger and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was, then in a desperate attempt to not fap i think of Kripp, and that's it, donger is gone, i whisper "casual" and go back to sleep.
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December 2014
Kripp

Rank 11 can be tough

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษช แด‹ษดแดแดก ส€แด€ษดแด‹ 11 แด„แด€ษด ส™แด‡ แด›แดแดœษขสœ, sแด›แด€ส sแด›ส€แดษดษข ส™ส€แด. Yแดแดœส€ ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ ส™แด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด€สŸสŸ แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษขแดœสs ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ส'ส€แด‡ sแด สŸแดœแด„แด‹ส! Sแดแดษด สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด ษขแด ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›แด แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸs แด„แด€ษด แดกษชษด ษขแด€แดแด‡s. Aสœสœ สแด‡s... แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด€, แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด„แดษดsแด›ส€แดœแด„แด›ษชษดษข แด€ แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ แดา“ สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแดษชแด„แด‡ ษชs ษดแดแด› แด€ษด ษชssแดœแด‡.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

100 Thieves Team visited an LA orphanage

twitchquotes: In their upcoming heist, The 100 Thieves Team visited an orphanage in LA. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.
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March 2019
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League of Legends

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

twitchquotes: In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.
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January 2015
Kripp

MODS

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Applejack

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November 2014
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