[Copypasta] .future gens will sit down and listen to...

twitchquotes: people sit with their children, tell them memories about mario, zelda, half life , dark souls, god of war , silent hill, resident evil , metroid.....future gens will sit down and listen to tales of T-Posing, fortnite dances and frying pans in battle royal games....and teach their kids the carlton and listen to the back pack kid and his flossing song.....may god have mercy on us all...
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November 2019
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I released white fluid from my penis

Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?
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Hi Tyler, Cakeyler here

twitchquotes: hello tyler this is your abomination of a child, cakeyler. ever since you brought me into this world i have known nothing but pain due to my horrible mutations caused by the way you birthed me. every moment of my life is constant agony and this has made me pure toxic cakeyler. anyone who eats me will die except for you of course my father. feed me to your enemies or to anyone who is not as toxic as yourself. i love you and the damage we can do together. cakeyler signing out.ļ»æ
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Hey chat, here's a high five for you

twitchquotes: (ā—žā‰¼ā—‰ąø·ā‰½ā—Ÿ ;ē›Š;ā—žā‰¼ā—‰ąø·ā‰½ā—Ÿ) ā•­āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©ā•® HEY CHAT HERE'S A HIGH FIVE FOR YOU (ā—žā‰¼ā—‰ąø·ā‰½ā—Ÿ ;ē›Š;ā—žā‰¼ā—‰ąø·ā‰½ā—Ÿ) ā•­āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©āˆ©ā•®
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Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team

twitchquotes: Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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I will cut off your dick if you cheat on me

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