[Copypasta] This guy's pasta is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente”
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August 2014
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I'm done with this chat

twitchquotes: NotLikeThis Alright, I'm done with this f*cking chat. All you retards do is pick the guy with the least IQ and the most stupid comment, and then you proceed to copypaste it for like ten minutes straight. Y'all are retarded as f*ck NotLikeThis
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December 2016

I'm watching you

twitchquotes: ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ im watching you
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August 2014
imaqtpie

DrDisrespect's announcement

Hey guys. uuuuuh... I kinda have a little bit of an announcement, I just wanna be completely transparent with you guys, as you guys know I have a beautiful family, and a wife, and kid. And I wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful, and I'm probably going to be taking some time away, t-time off, to focus on... Stupid fucking mistakes man
June 2019
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HERE COMES DAT BOI

twitchquotes: ✋🐸✋🐸✋🐸✋🐸 o *** waddup 👋 here 🚲 come dat bଠi🚲🚲 right🚲🚲th 🐸 ere✋✋✋ dat 🐸 boi ✔🐸 ✔if dat boi 🐸 ƽai so 💯 i sai so 💯 thats what im talking about right there 🚲 o *** (chorus: ଠ sʰᶦᵗ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 ✋✋O0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ 💯 🐸🐸🐸 👋👋 waddup
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June 2016

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Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards

twitchquotes: Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card
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December 2016

Classic

Hearthstone

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