[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธโ›ฐ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒฌwinters๐ŸŒฌโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’‘โ“โ“โ“be the monica Lewinsky ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปto my bill clinton๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธsexual relationsโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ๐Ÿปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšจโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐ŸงปCorona๐Ÿคง is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ for us and youโ€™ve just tested ๐Ÿ˜ฑpositive๐Ÿฆ  for being ๐Ÿ’‹NAUGHTY๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐Ÿšซ and I want to spend my ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธquarenTEEN๐Ÿ”ž with YOU ๐Ÿ˜ So grab your ๐Ÿงดisopropyl-lubricant ๐Ÿ’ฆ and CUM๐Ÿ‘… over so I can administer๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ your treatment๐Ÿ˜‰ and inject๐Ÿ’‰ you with the vaccine๐Ÿ† Weโ€™ll spend the ๐Ÿ—lockdown๐Ÿ”’ flattening the curve๐Ÿ“‰ and FATTENING DEMโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ CURVES ๐Ÿ‘ Get ready for 14 days of ๐Ÿ’ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐Ÿ˜ญ and sitting on my facemask๐Ÿ˜ท Send this โœ‰๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐Ÿค’ SLUTS๐Ÿคซ If you get 5 back, youโ€™re a Wuhan bat๐Ÿฆ‡ bitch ๐Ÿ‘Ž If you get 10 back, youโ€™re a ๐Ÿ˜‰horny๐Ÿ’„healthy๐Ÿ’ชhoe๐Ÿ˜˜ If you get all 19 back๐Ÿ‘ your ass๐Ÿ‘ is the ANTIDOTE๐Ÿ’Š and itโ€™s in high demand ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฟ
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒžSIMP SUMMER๐ŸŒžIS OVER๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBECAUSE NO โŒSIMP โŒSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐Ÿ—TURKEY๐Ÿ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ŸŒง TONIGHT๐ŸŒšโ€ผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐Ÿคž๐ŸปUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปFOR A DRY SPELL โ˜€๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐Ÿ•‘ FOR THE BOYS ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผTO FOCUS ๐Ÿ‘€ ON THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐Ÿ˜ŽFOR NO โŒSIMPโŒSEPTEMBER๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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It's Cinco de mayo... ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰ but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is cinco DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ with a huge stick ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ‰ but โ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ you'd cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
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twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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