[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v3

Itโ€™s the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘Œaffirmative ๐Ÿ’“amen ๐Ÿ’ซfine ๐Ÿ™good ๐Ÿ™Œokay ๐Ÿ˜ธtrue ๐Ÿ˜‡yea ๐ŸŽ‰all rightโšกaye ๐ŸŒŸbeyond a doubt ๐Ÿ”ฅby all means ๐ŸŒˆcertainly โœจdefinitely ๐Ÿ†’โ—even so ๐Ÿ’ฏexactly ๐Ÿ”†gladly good enoughโค granted ๐Ÿ’—indubitably ๐Ÿ˜†just so ๐Ÿ’ฅmost assuredly ๐Ÿ˜Žnaturally ๐Ÿ’ชof course ๐Ÿ’positively ๐Ÿ˜ปprecisely ๐ŸŒนsure thing ๐Ÿ’Œsurely ๐Ÿ’undoubtedly ๐Ÿ’Žunquestionably ๐ŸŽŠvery well ๐ŸŽถwillingly ๐ŸŽ‹without fail ๐Ÿšฉyep๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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February 2019

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.
October 2021

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heyyy ๐Ÿ‘‹ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ i have a dream ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ›Œ that you will be dicked ๐Ÿ† down โฌ‡๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐Ÿ˜ŒโœŠ๐Ÿฟ so MARCH ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ on down โฌ‡๏ธ to his washington monument ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and have a SIT IN ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ on that DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐Ÿ—ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐Ÿ—ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐Ÿ‘ tonight it doesnโ€™t matter ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ if his fountain ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐Ÿค we are all CUMRADES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐Ÿ˜ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐Ÿฉฒ our TWERK is not over โ€ผ๏ธ SEND this ๐Ÿ“ค to โœŒ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐Ÿคฏ you know ๐Ÿ†˜ Get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ BACK to END racism โœŠ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ HARMONY โ˜ฎ๏ธ
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Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ today ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ I'm smoking ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜œ the Bible ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“• because heaven โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ is the highest you can get ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ค
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