[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and FUCK THESE FINALS 🀣🀣😉😉. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY 😵😵. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE 💊💊 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❀👚‍⚕ . Number one 😭☝ . Steady hand😳✋. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇞. No english🀐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👚🏿give me job🙌👚🏻‍💌. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀. Darryl 👚🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
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twitchquotes: Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🀣😂, ho ho ho he ha🀣🀣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👎👵. I’m 🙅‍♀ g'not 🙅‍♀a g'nelf🧝👎. I’m 🙅‍♀g'not🙅‍♀ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I’m a g'nome🎅😁!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMED🎅🀣😂😂🀣🀣!!!
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