[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS πŸŽ’πŸ“šπŸ†πŸ† and FUCK THESE FINALS πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL πŸ‘πŸ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š the BOOKS πŸ“˜πŸ“—πŸ“™till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN πŸ–ŠπŸ–Šis DRY 😡😡. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ and do this THING πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? πŸ’¦πŸ˜‰ 🧻Corona🀧 is CUMMINGπŸ’¦ for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being πŸ’‹NAUGHTYπŸ˜‰ πŸ™…β€β™€οΈSocial distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈquarenTEENπŸ”ž with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant πŸ’¦ and CUMπŸ‘… over so I can administerπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ your treatmentπŸ˜‰ and injectπŸ’‰ you with the vaccineπŸ† We’ll spend the πŸ—lockdownπŸ”’ flattening the curveπŸ“‰ and FATTENING DEM’ πŸ‘πŸΏ CURVES πŸ‘ Get ready for 14 days of πŸ’―THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this βœ‰οΈ to covid-19 of your sloppiest πŸ’¦πŸ’¦SYMPTOMATICπŸ€’ SLUTS🀫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan batπŸ¦‡ bitch πŸ‘Ž If you get 10 back, you’re a πŸ˜‰hornyπŸ’„healthyπŸ’ͺhoe😘 If you get all 19 backπŸ‘ your assπŸ‘ is the ANTIDOTEπŸ’Š and it’s in high demand πŸ‘¬πŸΏ
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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

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VEGAN MAN

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And you’ve been, GNOMED

twitchquotes: Ho ho ho ha ha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚, ho ho ho he ha🀣🀣. Hello thereπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘‹, old chumπŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅. I’m πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ g'not πŸ™…β€β™€οΈa g'nelfπŸ§πŸ‘Ž. I’m πŸ™…β€β™€οΈg'notπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ a g'noblinπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ί. I’m a g'nomeπŸŽ…πŸ˜!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMEDπŸŽ…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£!!!
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